Here Are The Rules For What You Can (And Can’t) Call The Xbox One

The “brand guidelines” for the new Xbox One have been published by Microsoft, and while they’re intended for use by people like advertisers and partners, there’s still some good stuff in there for people like you and me. For starters, there’s information on logos and fonts, in case your ideas for photoshop jokes must be…

Halo’s Forerunner Architecture Is Some Heavy S**t

Their name alone speaks volumes about what their architecture embodies: the way they see themselves, the image they want to present to others. Forerunners. A group of individuals that comes along before others, setting the stage for their existence. They named themselves this, with all the vanity in the world. Forerunners. This seems like a…

When Xbox Jokes Accidentally Become Xbox Marketing

Yesterday, GameSpot’s Carolyn Petit was one of countless people online having a little fun at Microsoft’s expense duringits woeful Xbox One reveal Something one of the employees manning the company’s marketing machine didn’t take into account when using one of Petit’s tweets as a piece of marketing hype (above). Whoops. I understand sarcasm isn’t always…

Arrested Development‘s Best Running Gags

If you’re anything like me, you’re pretty psyched about the ever-nearing premiere of Netflix’s new season of Arrested Development. That said, it’s been a little while since the last episode aired, and the show is a complex web of in-jokes and callbacks, tricky for newcomers (or rusty oldcomers) to decipher. Of course, Arrested Development‘s tightly…

The One Thing All Three Consoles Could Really Learn From The PC

The PS4, Xbox One and Wii U are all very different consoles, but there’s one thing I wish all three had in common: their digital pricing. Something they could learn from the PC. Steam gets a lot of credit for rejuvenating the PC gaming market, and there’s one area it deserves more praise than anywhere…

Jimmy Fallon Shares Some Xbox One Joke Features

I enjoyed this short clip from last night’s Jimmy Fallon. Parental Disappointment Mode! Finally.

Curious what a Call of Duty game might be like if it actually starred Call of Duty Dog? Check out Brandon Sheffield’s interactive-fiction game Call of Doggie: Ghosts. Oorah.

That Game Where You Play As A Momma Badger Looks Gorgeous

I can’t say I’ve ever wanted to play as a badger, but the more I see of Shelter—the game where you play as a mother badger protecting her litter—the more I want to. Here’s some early footage, which shows gameplay elements like food hunting, as well as showcase some of the dangers players can expect…

All-Star Dad Builds Incredible Basement Arcade With His Son

When I was growing up, I was barely allowed to own any video games. Contrast that with Redditor Mertzlufft, whose father teamed up with him to construct this bananas-looking underground compound, stuffed with more games than any single human could hope to handle. Mertzlufft, now in college, says that the project has been in the…

EA Sports Has No 1st Amendment Right to College Players, Judges Say

A federal appeals court has revived a lawsuit brought by a college quarterback against EA Sports, on grounds the video game publisher used his likeness without permission in their popular NCAA Football series. Ryan Hart (pictured), who played for Rutgers University from 2002 to 2005, sued years ago on grounds that the Rutgers quarterback in…

So, What Are We Going To Call The Xbox One?

Well, here we are. We now know the names of the three consoles that’ll be competing come this holiday season. PlayStation 4. Wii U. And now, Xbox One. But every console needs a shorthand name; the Xbox 360 was just the “360,” the PlayStation 4 is the “PS4.” But what to call the Xbox One?…

These Stuffed Pokémon Dolls Are Way Too Freakin Cute

deviantART user LeFay00 makes a ton of Amigurumi, which according to Wikipedia is the “Japanese art of knitting or crocheting small stuffed animals.” Often, Amigurumi are adorable. So it should be no surprise that LeFay’s collection of chibi Pokémon Amigurumi are rather charming. The cuteness. It’s almost too much. Take a look: I want them…

The Internet Reacts Hilariously To The Xbox One Event

The big Xbox reveal event yesterday swept through every major forum and community, resulting in the inevitable production of hilarious jabs at the console itself, console wars, and especially the dog companion from Call of Duty: Ghosts in just a couple of hours. Among a lot of messy stuff that’s already old news, quite a…

Zombie Kirby Comes To Un-Life In This Speed Drawing

Kirby! He’s so cute, so cuddly, so… bloodthirsty and brains-starved. In this speed-drawing by Shanna May, the little guy comes to life (or undeath) in a grisly yet adorable way. You can order a print or poster of the little brain-eater here

Alan Wake Creator Explains Why We’re Not Getting A Sequel

Sam Lake—you bastard child of Vincent Price and Stephen King—don’t you ever change. Even when explaining the massive disappointment that was the distinct lack of Alan Wake 2 at yesterday’s Xbox One reveal, the guy who put words in Max Payne’s mouth still manages to come across as hypnotically charming. Lake says that reveals that…

Call Of Duty Dog Must Die, So That We May Live

Yesterday, when we all met Call of Duty Dog for the first time, the first thing I said was, “Aww, a dog!” The second thing I said was, “Good thing they are going to kill him.” Every comment, every video, every Call of Duty Dog joke made has been accompanied by the logical conclusion that,…

Hey Hipsters, Looking For Your Portal Fixie? It’s On Craigslist

I’m selling a nice dicent fixie 300 obo just got the rims a week ago but I don’t even ride bikes so I don’t need it anymore every thing works fine and looks good I paid over 450 for every thing […] The seller says he’s willing to trade it for a Wii U, too.…

Xbox One: All Of This Week’s News

The next Xbox is called Xbox One. It’ll be out later this year. It won’t be always-online, but it will restrict used games. Oh, and the next Call of Duty has a dog. That’s just a smidgeon of the news we got at Microsoft’s big event in Redmond on Tuesday, which touted the new Xbox…

Xbox Exec: ‘If You’re Backwards Compatible, You’re Really Backwards’

The quote in the headline comes from Don Mattrick, talking to the Wall Street Journal about the Xbox One when the topic of backwards compatibility came up. But that’s not the only head-scratching statement to come from the man in charge of all things Xbox. The newspaper article covers the different strategies behind Microsoft’s next-gen…

Ryse Rises Again As Xbox One Exclusive, Will Use Controller

Crytek’s first-person Roman shield-cracker Ryse debuted at E3 in 2011 as a Kinect game for Xbox 360, then fell off the map. The game has returned, as Crytek has posted an update to their site announcing Ryse as an exclusive for the Xbox One. The update is short on details, but describes the game as…