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New Domo-kun Figure Looks Like a Turd
Domo-kun is originally a mascot for Japanese public broadcast company NHK. In the stop-motion anime he appears in, Domo-kun doesn’t quite look like a turd. This upcoming figurine? Total turd. Maybe it’s all the points of articulation that give this shiny brown Domo-kun a very poo-like appearance? Or the lack of soft fur? Here’s what…
By Brian Ashcraft Published December 6, 2013 -
Kotaku EastLightning Returns Isn’t Revolutionary, But It Is a Lot of Fun
Few sequels are as different as Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII is from the other titles in the FFXIII series. It has a new world and a battle system so highly modified as to be nearly unrecognizable. But when it comes down to it, these changes are all for the good as they make for…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published December 6, 2013 - Kotaku East
The World’s Thinnest Condoms Are The Pinnacle Of Japanese Engineering
I would say these condoms are razor thin, but it seems they are thinner than that. As CondomSizes.org explains, the average thickness of human hair is 0.06 millimeters. At 0.01 millimeters, these Japanese condoms are the thinnest in the world According to website ZakZak, it took Sagami Rubber Industries over ten years to realize these…
By Brian Ashcraft Published December 6, 2013 - Uncategorized
There Is A Magazine Called Sneaky Bastards
At the start of the year, we covereda Kickstarter for a campaign aimed at producing a magazine all about stealth games. It was called, awesomely, Sneaky Bastards. Well, good news: the first issue is now printed, and headed off to people’s mailboxes. And it looks awesome. I’ve been flicking through a pdf copy of the…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 6, 2013 -
UncategorizedCool Indie Game Has A Name I’m Only Going To Type Once
Continue?9876543210 is a new game from Jason Oda, the guy who made that awesome Zelda/Skrillex mashup earlier in the year. He describes it as an “artsy, philosophical action game”, and it’s out on iOS, PC (it’s just been Greenlit) and Mac. It looks…pretty neat. Imagine if Wreck-It-Ralph was 100x bleaker. And had a pixel art…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 6, 2013 - Uncategorized
An RPG/Shooter/Puzzle Game. With Nazis & Drag Queen Flirting.
Dead Century is something…different. Set in the 1930s, with Nazi Germany on the rise and interested in all things occult, you control “a small team of archaeologists as they try to stay one step ahead of Third Reich scientists in piecing together an ancient mystery from the dawn of human civilization.” It’s a bit of…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 6, 2013 - Culture
The Artist Who Gets To Draw All Those Things You Like
Jose Emroca Flores is an artist who has recently worked on stuff like Call of Duty, the Deadpool game and a few of the last Transformers games. Previously, he’s also done stuff with EA, Activision, Nike, Iam8bit, Nintendo Power and Game Informer. There isn’t much minimal pausing for refelction against a bleak backdrop here. Just…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 6, 2013 - Uncategorized
Skyrim Statue Does Not Cure Disease
Gaming Heads will next year be releasing a replica of the Shrine of Talos, giant statues found in the Elder Scrolls games. These aren’t tiny little desktop ornaments; they stand around a foot tall, or 14 inches. Only 1100 will be made across two versions ($180 for a standard, $200 for collector’s), with each detailed…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 6, 2013 - Uncategorized
See Where Some Of Your Humble Bundle Money Actually Goes
Yeah, people mostly jump on Humble Bundles because they get a ton of great games for insanely cheap prices. But I like to think that the fact the bundles donate money to charity also plays a part in their success, giving gamers the chance to see their money go somewhere useful, instead of simply drifting…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 6, 2013 -
UncategorizedNintendo Question Is Way Too Hard For Game Show Contestant
Let’s be fair here: this woman is answering a question on a generalist quiz show. I bet there are plenty of you lot, even after reading stuff like this, who wouldn’t have been 100% in answering this question. So skipping was definitely the smart move. Come on, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. You might…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 5, 2013 - Uncategorized
Nintendo Releasing New Pokémon Cards. Like, Proper Cards.
These new Pokémon cards by Nintendo aren’t your standard Pokémon cards. These are Pokémon-themed playing cards. You know. Poker, solitaire, those kind of cards. And they look hot Due out later this week – in Japan only, of course – they feature all kinds of Pokémon as the regular cards, while the latest unique Pokémon…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 5, 2013 - Uncategorized
Teenager Pays $735 For A Picture Of An Xbox One
English teenager Peter Clatworthy made some very bad decisions during an Xbox One auction on eBay, paying £450 (USD$735) and not even getting a console. He got a picture of a console. The 19-year-old student told the Nottingham Post that he’d saved up the money so that he could buy the console as a surprise…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 5, 2013 - Uncategorized
Marvel Puzzle Quest: Dark Reign is now available as a free download on Steam, and it looks so much better on PC. Meanwhile, the mobile version has just been updated with Episode 2 content. Which to play? All of them, of course. Just watch out for those $100 PC currency bundles
By Mike Fahey Published December 5, 2013 - Uncategorized
See PlayStation and Xbox Controllers Evolve Before Your Eyes
A new generation means new controllers—but the road to the current PlayStation 4 and Xbox One controllers was full of tweaks. Not all of these changes are visual, of course, but it’s still cool to look at these GIFs by Gadget Love and see just how much has changed since the PS1 and Xbox days.…
By Patricia Hernandez Published December 5, 2013 - Uncategorized
These Aren’t SNES Cartridges
The foam kinda gives it away, but you probably wouldn’t otherwise be able to tell that these SNES cartridges are actually soap bars and only effective in the bathroom. They’re available on Firebox as various classic titles, such as Super Mario Kart, Donkey Kong Country or Street Fighter II Turbo Too bad they haven’t made…
By Gergo Vas Published December 5, 2013 -
UncategorizedHeroes Of Dragon Age Is Out. Hooray?
The “hooray” all depends. How much do you love Dragon Age? How do you feel about mobile collectible card games? Do free-to-play games make you queasy? So many variables. Available today for free on Google Play and iTunes, Heroes of Dragon Age is essentially one of those mobile collectible card games — where you wind…
By Mike Fahey Published December 5, 2013 -
UncategorizedToday in Weird-Looking Games I’m Excited To Check Out, here’s the first US trailer for Danganronpa, NIS America’s crazy visual novel that’s supposed to be a cross between 999 and Phoenix Wright. It’s out for Vita on February 11. Psyched for this one.
By Jason Schreier Published December 5, 2013 -
UncategorizedWatch Us Explore The Galaxy In Starbound
Is Terraria too terrestrial for you? Does FTL not have enough tedious mining? Do you play Minecraft and just wish you could be a robot instead of Steve? Well Starbound can solve all your problems. Starbounddefinitely looks familiar to Terraria players, but playing it is something different. With all the different mechanics, various races, space…
By Steve Marinconz Published December 5, 2013 -
UncategorizedGTA V and Dead Island Called Out For Depiction of Women
When you look at the success of stuff like The Hunger Games, Gravity and Orange Is The New Black, it’s safe to say this was a pretty good year for the depiction of women in media. Just the same, though, it hasn’t all been peachy this year. Here’s a montage by The Representation Group (who…
By Patricia Hernandez Published December 5, 2013