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UncategorizedLife Is A First-Person Shooter With Google Glass
This new video from YouTuber cheekflapperer presents a scene not unfamiliar to many video-game shooter fans: A trip to a shooting range that might as well be a tutorial from the latest Call of Duty or Battlefield The only thing missing is a gruff drill sergeant hollering at you and an onscreen tutorial prompt: “Press…
By Kirk Hamilton Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedYouTube Copyright Fiasco Get Wilder, But This Time Someone Admits Error
Being told someone else owns your 2-million-view video is a sure way to ruin a YouTuber’s day. It can also be a real downer for the company supposedly making the claim. Especially if YouTube’s bot scanner is making thousands of these infuriating claims on their behalf, all because of a mistake. Scale Lab, a newcomer…
By Owen Good Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedThe Greatest Board Game Never Made
What would happens when you take every 80s and 90s board game and mash them together to create a garish monster? Pure magic. Enter BORED GAME ™ — a fictional commercial devoted to every overpriced, monstrously complicated board game ever made. It’s a hulking monstrosity, a giant, glow-in-the-dark Tower of Babel, and it can be…
By Chris Person Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedIt’s A Skylanders Stop-Motion Christmas Spectacular (With Ponies)
The Irate Gamerspent nearly 60 hours creating this stop-motion action figure Christmas spectacular, when he could have just filmed my office for an hour on any given Saturday. The old Skylanders go on a magical journey to welcome the new Skylanders: Swap Force figures into their home. It’s a bit slipshod, but certainly better than…
By Mike Fahey Published December 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
I’m Probably Too Nice To Video Games. Maybe You Are, Too.
Do we grade video games on curve? Do we patronize them? Do we pat them on the head and praise progress over performance? “We” as in me, you and everyone else who loves games. Maybe we’re too nice. I know that I’m nice. I’m an optimist. I like games creators who try. I like games…
By Stephen Totilo Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedTransformers: The Movie: The Cover Band
Dare to be stupid! The best-looking Transformers theme band, Cybertronic Spree, playing the best/worst song on the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack. Plus, they got themselves a fake Weird Al. The performance was recorded at the Toronto-based Bit Bazaar by event coordinator and friend of the site Matt Hawkins. Want more? To contact the author of…
By Stephen Totilo Published December 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
How To Prepare For The Walking Dead Season Two
One of my favorite games of last year is returning for its second season this week. With the adorable-yet-tough Clementine from the last season returning as the protagonist, it’s sure to out-depress the fantastic (and very depressing) last season that featured father-figure Lee. If you’re preparing for Season Two as it rolls out on its…
By Tina Amini Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedHe Made Kratos’ Blade of Chaos. Yes, Only One. WTF?
So, master blacksmith Tony Swatton got The Legend of Zelda Master Sword out of the way and now he’s sharpening a replica of an iconic weapon from another console exclusive action game: Kratos’ Blades of Chaos. But Swatton only made one. What the hades, Tony? Yes, all the melting and forging and hammering and sharpening…
By Evan Narcisse Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedThe Most Brilliant iPad Game I’ve Played All Year
This is Blek. It’s a simple name for a simple game, one in which all you have to do to win is draw a single line. Which single line? That’s the complicated bit. Whatever sort of line you draw in Blek takes on a life of its own, repeating until it either reaches the top…
By Mike Fahey Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedMop Up Santa’s Bloody Murder Rampage This Christmas
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa’s Rampage paints a bleak look into the life of Father Christmas. He’s gone and got himself completely drunk and then proceeded to murder everything in sight. You, of course, have come in to clean up the murderous mess, which isn’t all bad. It’s the perfect excuse to mess around with physics…
By Leo Wichtowski Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedDayZ Alpha Released
The long-in-development standalone version of zombie sim DayZ is now out in the open. Creator Dean Hall just released an early version of the game on Steam’s Early Access program, and it’s availableon his website, too, although right now that’s getting hammered. This is the first official release of DayZ in non-mod form. Originally designed…
By Jason Schreier Published December 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
‘Reading Books Could Lead To Life-Threatening Blood Clots’
Some days, as I’m combing through the Internet and catching up on news, something interesting gets my attention. An article about video games. A catchy headline. “PLAYING VIDEO GAMES COULD LEAD TO LIFE-THREATENING BLOOD CLOTS.” Holy shit. Is this real? I open up the New York Daily News link to check. Nope—it’s just one of…
By Jason Schreier Published December 16, 2013 - Culture
The Last Thing You’ll Ever Eat
Turducken? Turducken is nothing. Behold Cthulken. Or Craturktopus. Perhaps Turkrakon. Whatever you call this dark combination of turkey, crab legs, bacon and Elder God, it is the one true Last Supper. Reddit’s doc_birdman, along with numerous unnamed agents of chaos lurking in the shadows, shared this image with the internet over the weekend. It’s been…
By Mike Fahey Published December 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
Audio-Technica ATH-M50S, Razer BlackWidow, G500s, 3DS XL [Deals]
It’s been a long time since the lead deal on Kotaku was a pair of headphones, but we can’t overstate our love for them, as evidenced by how many people in our office, including myself, are wearing them right now. We also can’t overstate what a great dealthey are for 97 bucks. [Amazon] Target has…
By Shane Roberts Published December 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
Golden Xbox One Will Cost You Just $9778.80
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Boy, I love video game consoles—I just wish they were more expensive, ostentatious, and tacky”? Today is the day for you, lucky shopper. British dream factory Harrods is selling this 24-carat-gold-plated Xbox One for just £6,000, or $9778.80, or the price of approximately 19 normal (peasant) Xbox Ones, but…
By Jason Schreier Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedAssassin’s Creed IV’s DLC Offers a Very Different Kind of Rebellion
All those islands in the Caribbean that are plush vacation spots now? They used to be colonies, outposts for imperial powers that were replete with inhumane slave labor. Some of these places exploded—sometimes into self-rule—with violent uprisings and rebellions. The new add-on—out tomorrow—for Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag puts you in the middle of one…
By Evan Narcisse Published December 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Most Delightful Game Development Engine Ever.
Introduced in 2005 as a Mac game development tool, Unity has grown into a multi-platform monster, used to make games for everything from Facebook to consoles — but none of that really mattered, until it got an official anime mascot. Meet Unity-Chan. Just like the general public didn’t care about Internet Explorer until it got…
By Mike Fahey Published December 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedJust Cause 2‘s PC Multiplayer Mod Launches All Kinds of Mayhem Today
If you thought those mass BASE jumps in Battlefield 4 were cool, hum a few bars of the Just Cause 2 multiplayer mod for PC, which just came out of beta and goes live on Steam today. Group parachuting joins boat races, jet combat and demolition derbies among the activities awaiting you in the tropical…
By Owen Good Published December 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Steam Machine: Unboxed and Taken Apart
Valve recently sent 300 lucky gamers some prototype Steam Machines, and people are already getting to uploading pictures and video unboxings of the things online. And we’re not just talking taking it out of the wooden framing it came in. We’re talking unscrewing things and unplugging things inside the hybrid PC/console’s insides. If you missed…
By Tina Amini Published December 16, 2013