What would happens when you take every 80s and 90s board game and mash them together to create a garish monster? Pure magic.

Enter BORED GAME ‚ĄĘ ‚ÄĒ a fictional commercial devoted to every overpriced, monstrously complicated board game ever made. It's a hulking monstrosity, a giant, glow-in-the-dark Tower of Babel, and it can be yours for only 4 easy payments of $19.99!

Bonus points to anyone that can name all the games, toys and assorted crap that it's made of.

BORED GAME ‚ĄĘ via Vimeo Staff Picks

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