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UncategorizedWarlords Of Draenor MMO Log One: Love Hurts
You know those early stages of love, when you just can’t seem to get enough of the other person, yet it feels as if the entire world is conspiring to keep you apart? That’s exactly the first few days of Warlords of Draenor. If I hadn’t woken up from a lengthy nap at 3 AM…
By Mike Fahey Published November 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedSquirrel Steals Man’s GoPro, Because Squirrels Are Jerks
It may look like this adorably chubby squirrel is just innocently scampering about, but that’s just what it wants you to think. This tree rat is about to commit a crime. I supposed we can’t really blame the squirrel. YouTube video maker Viva Frei (via Tastefully Offensive) tied a piece of bread to his GoPro…
By Mike Fahey Published November 15, 2014 - Culture
This Week In The Business: Metacritic Means Nothing
QUOTE | “We’ve basically seen Metacritic all but become obsolete right now… We get obsessed with it…but it doesn’t really matter, as far as the sales of the game.” – Double Fine COO Justin Bailey, talking about what things have and have not influenced the sales of their games Elsewhere in the business of video…
By Steve Peterson Published November 15, 2014 - Uncategorized
11/10/2014: Disney Looks Really Good On Nintendo
I can definitely see an old school Disney/Nintendo crossover thanks to this art by Julián Cantillo Here are a few others: If you need to catch up on some reading this weekend, you can head over to Kotaku Selects as per usual to find all our best stuff from this week, rounded up by yours…
By Tina Amini Published November 15, 2014 - Kotaku East
The Up All Night Stream Plays Captain Toad [Game Complete!]
Yesterday, Super Mario 3D World spin-off title Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker hit store shelves in Japan. That leaves just one question. Who’s up for joining me for some puzzle-platforming action? It’s probably important to note that, as I never played Super Mario 3D World, I have no experience whatsoever with Captain Toad. So don’t be…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published November 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedThe Story Of Fallout 3‘s Most Evil Item
Everyone knows that things got bad in the Fallout universe when the bombs dropped. But even before that, it’s been said that something… wrong was stirring. It all started with this book. The latest video in ShoddyCast‘s absolutely not shoddy Fallout Lore series gives us a grimly narrated look at the Krivbeknih, an ancient evil…
By Nathan Grayson Published November 14, 2014 - Uncategorized
Sweden Invests $36,672 in Gender Equality for Video Games
Sweden’s government has turned its eyes to the portrayal of women in games and gender issues. Swedish news site, The Local, reports that the Nordic country has issued a $36,672 (272,000 kronor) grant to research gender issues in Swedish games. Despite the country’s relatively small population (just under 10 million people), Sweden’s home to several…
By Dan Starkey Published November 14, 2014 -
UncategorizedEven Beheading Isn’t Enough To Get A Mordor Orc To Stop Talking
You know how chickens can live without their heads? Same thing with orcs, apparently. Lately I’ve become fascinated with a particular type of glitch in Shadow of Mordor, where players will behead an orc…only to have that orc continue to talk, as if nothing is wrong. Observe: The “best” part about this video by ishavemyhole…
By Patricia Hernandez Published November 14, 2014 -
UncategorizedFar Cry 4 Has A Great Hidden Easter Egg
And it’ll only take you 15 minutes to unlock. SPOILER WARNING. READ THE (NOT VERY) GORY DETAILS IF YOU DARE. First things first: If you play Far Cry 4 the way it’s intended to be played (as, you know, a first-person shooter), it will take you much longer than 15 minutes. However, as a sort…
By Nathan Grayson Published November 14, 2014 -
UncategorizedThe ‘Not A Game’ Argument Is A Sad Way To Look At Games
Saying a game isn’t actually a “game” has become the quick and easy way to deride games we don’t like or understand. It’s easy to boil down the key concepts of a game and make them sound bad. Terms like “walking simulator” have become the norm, used as a point of ridicule. It’s an incredibly…
By Leo Wichtowski Published November 14, 2014 -
UncategorizedYou Probably Shouldn’t Play Counter-Strike With Your Voice
Don’t get me wrong: this guy’s dogged vocal attack on terrorists—he yelps commands like “COMPUTER, LEFT CLICK AHHH” to spray his gun in sheer panic—is a certain sort of impressive. It’s just not exactly practical. GamerMuscle whipped up the video in question, and it’s certainly something. He actually gets a few kills in between moments…
By Nathan Grayson Published November 14, 2014 - Uncategorized
Driveclub is handing out free DLC as an apology for its disastrous launch. If you snagged the full game, you’ll get November’s premium DLC packs, Ignition and Photo Finish Tour, free. That means five new cars, 22 new tour events, 10 trophies, and 10 livery items. So that’s something, even if the game is still…
By Nathan Grayson Published November 14, 2014 - Uncategorized
Yup, Someone Put Super Smash Bros. On A Friggin’ Calculator
Next Friday, Super Smash Bros. will finally come out in glorious high-definition on the Wii U. This Friday, it’s out in glorious low-definition on the TI-83 calculator. Modder Hayleia has actually been working on this Smash Bros. demake for a while, but I stumbled upon it thanks to a TinyCartridge write-up today, and it’s just…
By Jason Schreier Published November 14, 2014 - Uncategorized
Ubisoft has published a handy rundown of known technical issues with Assassin’s Creed Unity as well as the status of fixes. Framerate’s on the list for all platforms, with the following workaround offered pending more fixes: “If playing single player, we suggest that you disconnect from your internet connection (wifi or network cable). It could…
By Stephen Totilo Published November 14, 2014 -
UncategorizedI Can’t Stop Listening To Persona Q‘s Battle Theme
The first time you hear it, you’re like, “haha this is ridiculous,” and then the second time you’re like “OK this is kinda catchy,” and then by the third and fourth time you start getting really excited every time the woman starts singing the chorus, and then by the fifth time you’re dancing, by the…
By Jason Schreier Published November 14, 2014 - Uncategorized
Okay, Who Else Wants a Last Starfighter Sequel Now?
A sequel to Buckaroo Banzai isn’t in the works as far as we know. And that’s terrible. But if Hollywood ever comes to its sense, there’s an awesome movie poster ready to tell people about the return of the best genius weirdo action hero ever. You’ve wondered to yourself, “Y’know, a Last Starfighter sequel would…
By Evan Narcisse Published November 14, 2014 -
UncategorizedThird Grader Explains Why Schools Should Have Video Games
TED talks can range from informative lectures to absurd satire. But the most TED thing ever has to be this third grader’s talk on why video games should, like, totally be in classrooms. In aTEDxUniversityofStThomas talk called ‘Individualization, failure and fun’, third grader Cordell Steiner makes some valid points about why classrooms should have more…
By Chris Person Published November 14, 2014 - Culture
Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Get A Second Date?
Hello, Internet! Welcome to Ask Dr. NerdLove, the only dating advice column that can tell you how to lower your AT Field before getting stuck in the Dirac Sea of loneliness. This week, it’s time to look at a surprisingly neglected side of dating advice: you’ve managed to land that first date… now what? Just…
Harris O'Malley Published November 14, 2014 -
UncategorizedPokémon Has Come A Long Way In Twelve Years
We’ve seen comparison shots, which put the new Pokémon remakes next to the original games. Now, you can see how the graphics compare in motion—something that really highlights the difference that the new X & Y engine makes. Though The Pokémon Company released this footage earlier in the month, it was all contained in a…
By Patricia Hernandez Published November 14, 2014 - Uncategorized
Playstation TV, The Art of Uncharted, Cheap DualShock 4s, More Deals
Playstation TV, Sony’s non-portable entry point to the Vita library/box for streaming your PS4 to another TV/other things is $20 off today, for the first time ever. The DualShock 3 Bundle is also $20 off. Assassin’s Creed Unity ($40) | eBay | Promo code CPLAY10 Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare ($40) | eBay | Promo…
By Shane Roberts Published November 14, 2014