This Friday you could be sitting warm and safe in your homes watching a Christmas movie and drinking hot chocolate, or you could be an unintentional extra in Black Friday the movie โ€” All Sales Final.

From Nacho Punch, the creators of Daylight Saving Time the movie, comes a twisted tale of a society pushed to the very edge, where the line between human compassion and animal savagery becomes blurred. The day after Thanksgiving โ€” a day when all sales are final, for some more than others.

I'm with the security guard this year. Cyber Monday is good enough for me. I'm spending Black Friday doing horrible things to dead bird, moist seasoned bread and a red substance once rumored to have been cranberry related.