Spider Infestation Reminds People of Totoro

In the Studio Ghibli anime My Neighbor Totoro*, there is a scene in which the family moves into their new house and finds the attic crawling with soot sprites. This is kind of like that, but WITH SPIDERS. On popular Japanese blogs like My Game News Flash, the below video is reminding people of that…

Elder Scrolls Plush is Not Poisonous, Just Cute

Netch are basically giant land jellyfish, domesticated in the region of Morrowind for their hide and jelly. They also have huge, strong tentacles, and are quite vicious when you come at them with a sword. So why wouldn’t you want one? In Morrowind, where they were introduced, Bull Netch would try to bludgeon you to…

Square Enix honcho Yosuke Matsuda told Nikkei Trendy that the company had “a little surprise” to announce this year. When asked for details, Matsuda replied, “It’s not possible to say now, but it’s a JRPG and for home consoles.”

Dreamcast Theme For Nintendo 3DS Reopens Old Wounds

Look, I know, Sega and Nintendo have been working together for years. Doesn’t matter. There’s something about this that still blows my mind. It’s a theme for a Nintendo system, copying the dashboard of a Sega system! A little piece of the Dreamcast, living inside a Nintendo handheld! It even has the disc spinning noise!…

I’m Glad These Halo 3 Cutscenes Didn’t Make The Cut

The Halo series has always been a great source of ’30 seconds of fun’ shenanigans and still features incredible AI. To this day it’s my go-to for online multiplayer. But boy-oh-boy did its story get a bit weird. And these deleted cut-scenes, discovered and uploaded by Gamecheat13, are much like the deleted scenes you might…

Five Nights At Freddy’s, Meet Minecraft

If you can’t beat ’em, hit them in the face repeatedly with a pick axe while weeping and then build a giant wall to make sure they never get close to you ever, ever again. Steam user Maximum Player offers a pretty spot-on rendition of what I (or any of you) would do if we…

Haha, You Can Preorder A Nintendo NX

But please, whatever you do, don’t. You don’t even know what it is. (from EB Games Australia)

Assassin’s Creed Has The Worst Scottish Accent I’ve Ever Heard

Braveheart, you have some competition. I’ve been playing my way through Assassin’s Creed Rogue on PC, and for the most part have been loving it! I was stopped dead in my tracks by this performance, though, which is wrong on multiple levels. First, the obvious: that’s terrible. I’ve got Scottish family, friends and an unnatural…

The First Five Sticky Swinging Minutes Of Grapple

You’re a ball of goo jumping, swinging and sliming your way through space. What a coincidence, that’s exactly like the main character in puzzle platformer Grapple! Crafted by afive-person team from the University of Texas at Dallas, Grapple doesn’t need a reason for a ball of goo to be travelling through space sticking to purple…

Want to make some money in Elite: Dangerous? The feisty space-pirates over at Rock, Paper Shotgun have put together a useful guide to Elite‘s many career paths. Give it a read and that Lakon Type-6 will be yours in no time.

We Happy Few: The Basics

What is it? We Happy Few, a first-person survival game where you play as a stranger in the unnaturally happy town of Wellington Wells. Who is making it? Compulsion Games, the folks who made shadow-centric puzzle-platformer Contrast Here’s a trailer… Did we play it? Yes at PAX East 2015. Here’s a video with designer/creator Guillaume…

After nearly a year of fooling itself, The Elder Scrolls Online is now subscription free. Lapsed players can now log into their account, download 17gb worth of MMORPG and pick up where they left off, while new players can purchase a copy for $59.99 with no need to hand over payment details for a monthly…