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UncategorizedSmite‘s Latest God Brings The Eye Nipples
Unwilling to concede defeat after being decapitated by the Yellow Emperor, Chinese warrior-poet Xing Tian battled on, using his nipples for eyes and his bellybutton as a mouth, as you do. The eye-nippled champion arrives in the PC version of Hi-Rez Studios’ god-powered MOBA today via the Indomitable Spirit update, which also nerfs my giant…
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UncategorizedThe First Five Tactically Bedridden Minutes Of Metal Gear Solid V
Before the tactical espionage begins, the catheter must be removed. Now I am not saying there is a tube inserted into Big Boss’ urethra during the entire first five minutes of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain—I can’t really be sure. With our hero still in bed once 300 seconds has passed, I don’t…
By Mike Fahey