Brian's repeated use of "Fruit Fucker" in headlines - Kotaku Originals, no less! - this week will be a watershed moment in my development here. Sort of like the time my father made the mistake of laying down guidelines for "acceptable" swearing when I was 11. Yeah. No putting the genie back in the toothpaste tube once your pre-pubescent son launches his first parentally guided F-missile (I claimed the "under duress" exemption). With that example of permissive child rearing, thank God there were no M-rated games in 1984. I might have grown up to be something truly reprehensible, like a boxing promoter or a congressman.
Where the fuck were we? Oh yes, our originals coverage. Here it is. Another big week in Kotakopolis. Enjoy.
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Interview: Pachter Says Console Sales Still OK, But Expect Holiday Price Drops
SCEA Has No Plans To Offer Sixaxis Bundles In North America
Lunchtime With The Brothers Chap: Strong Bad's Creators Speak And Eat
No Place For Hideo: MGS 4's Hidden Themes
Rumor: Details On Sony's Motion Controls, No "Break-Apart"
Frankenreview Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots
Return of the Game Club
Gunmetal PS3: The Unboxing
Do We Have Our First Rock Band II Artist?
Checking Out Rise of the Argonauts
Spore's Fruit Fucker, Or Why I Love the Creature Creator
Stan Lee, Ellijah Wood, Carlos Santana... and Crecente Duke it Out With Spore's Creature Creator
Our Metal Gear Solid 4 Review In Beta, Pushed Back
Bangai-O Spirits Circumvents DS Codes, Blows Minds
Get Paid To Comment and Ban
Hideo Kojima At NYC's Metal Gear Solid 4 Midnight Launch
Metal Gear Solid 4 Japan Launch - Osaka
Early Impressions: Crash - Mind Over Mutant On Wii
Early Impressions: Ghostbusters
Become Kotaku's Next King of Comments
The Incredible Hulk Review: The Beast Within
Take-Two Gets Into FTC Pissing Match
Metal Gear Solid Twin 'Staches!
Zelnick: Take-Two Experimenting With Microtransactions
More Details On Portal 2's Bad Guy
Interview: Turbine Confirms Console Project, Talks Future Plans
Impressions: My Pokemon Ranch
Interview: Flagship Studios On Life After Hellgate Launch
Hands On With Eternity's Child
Ninja Gaiden II Review: Swan Song or Death Knell?
Pachter: GTA IV So Did Not Drive Console Sales
Rumor: Casting Call Reveals Portal 2 Details?
Metal Gear Mustache Maniacs!
Digital Legends Bring 3D Fantasy To The iPhone
Pangea Bringing Enigmo And Cromag Rally To iPhone
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