I Prefer Boneless Donuts

Hello! This week we get ready to play Death Stranding, learn what Luigi and Geralt have in common, watch a trailer for a new Vampire: The Masquerade game, play a game starring John Goodman and eat some boneless donuts.

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I a great dive into a game that most people don’t know about. And who doesn’t love John Goodman?

It is strange how a small moment from a Call Of Duty game has sort of become the de facto way to pay respects to dead characters or NPCs during Twitch streams.

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As I write this sentence, I’m waiting for Death Stranding to unlock. Of course, I also work during the weekend, so I won’t get to play it much. But just having this game on my PS4 is going to feel weird enough. It is a thing. It came out. Wild.

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I still can’t wrap my head around Overwatch 2. It will be updated alongside Overwatch and have crossplay, so why make it? I guess there are probably some technical reasons to break PVE out into a new game. But it does seem odd.

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I know this isn’t real. This is just someone placing boneless stickers on donuts. But also, it is hilarious and some folks are going to see this and wonder: What the hell does this mean?

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I can’t believe how much psycho juice this asshole wants for one grenade. Dude! Come on.

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Luigi and Geralt both fight monsters and ghosts and they both love relaxing.

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Another video game based on Vampire: The Masquerade franchise. It is a good time to like vampires.

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After running a weekly Pokemon feature on Kotaku for nearly a year, I actually recognize a lot of these creatures!

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Zack Zwiezen

Kotaku Weekend Editor | Zack Zwiezen is a writer living in Kansas. He has written for Gamecritics, USgamer, Killscreen and Entertainment Fuse.