Hello! This week we remember our old Neopets, check out the new costumes being added to Doom Eternal, play Jenga with long and creepy fingers, celebrate the seven-year anniversary of Warframe and watch a city get attacked by a giant kitten.
Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week
https://kotaku.com/true-horror-is-playing-jenga-with-long-fingers-1842250383
Oh no…please…don’t make me watch this gif again.
https://kotaku.com/your-old-neopets-may-still-be-alive-and-very-hungry-1842243197
You hear that noise? That is thousands of people crying quietly at their computers as they remember the Neopets they left behind.
https://kotaku.com/as-naughty-dog-crunches-on-the-last-of-us-ii-developer-1842289962
Another incredible deep dive from Jason into how terrible and hard it is to make games at some of the bigger studios in the world.
Tweets!
"what if we make it so that the opponent will feel bad for destroying your cards" pic.twitter.com/sBhrEAfPj9
— Ratamon đź’ľ (@RANK10YGO) March 10, 2020
“I activated your trap card, but look at the cute monster you killed. So really, who should feel bad at this moment? Not me.”
never had to suppress laughter as hard as when i was comforting my former coworker who was crying at a work event, and when i asked her why she and her boyfriend had to break up she looked at me and said “parkour was his wife, and i was just his mistress”
— dumb bitch media (@dumbbitchmedia) March 11, 2020
I remember talking to a friend after his GF dumped him. He was so sad and eventually said: “She left me because I didn’t like eggs or breakfast foods.” High school was a weird time for some folks.
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1237105187757711361
Run! A giant monster is attacking the cit- oh wait! It’s a cat. Nevermind. Let’s pet it!
News
Pokémon Go Makes It Easier For Players To Stay Put During The Pandemic
Overwatch League Cancels All March And April Events Due To Coronavirus
Microsoft, Nintendo, Ubisoft Respond To The News Of E3’s Cancellation
AT&T Is Suspending Bullshit Data Caps
Coronavirus Has Broken Some Of NBA 2K20’s Simulation
The Prince Of Persia Is Coming To For Honor
This Month’s Rerelease Of Doom 64 Will Include A New Chapter
2K Will Make NFL Games Again For The First Time In 16 Years
SonicFox Wins Mortal Kombat 11 Championship, Shouts Out Bernie Sanders
LEGO Is Making Super Mario Themed Playsets
Trailers And Videos You May Have Missed
The unicorn skin is great and all, but I want that original Doomguy outfit. I want it now.
I remember playing this game when I first got a PS4. There wasn’t much to play and it was fine. Seven years later and it has turned into one of the best free-to-play online games in the world. Amazing.
I still can’t believe crossplay is a thing now. 12-year-old Zack would not believe you if you told him that, yes, for real, Xbox and Playstation players will be able to play online.
