Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Complete Edition

Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a…

Hi, how are you. My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the…

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that…

You know, I hate to come down from Wayne County. I have businesses in Lansing. I have muffler shops, chicken chains.…

That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I…

I grab a deal. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a deal's ass. Just bang,…

Hollywood lost one of its most quotable comedic actors this week when Leslie Nielsen, 84, passed away at a Fort…

Now, I know you think you're the A-number one hotshot, but here's the juice: If I take you out, ten more coupons…

Dtay tola! Dee Jabba wanga. Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie. Yo mahta chee toya pon Coupons. Jabba no toosa…

You shoulda seen me when I knocked Giny Russell outta the ring. Outta the goddamn ring. September 14, 1923. The same…