Charon from Hades
The ancient boatman of the river Styx, Charon is responsible for transporting souls to the underworld. In the world of Hades, he’s Zagreus’s shopkeeper and supplier of items and Godly boons. Charon doesn’t work for free. If you want the goods you’ll need to pay him in obols (an ancient greek currency), and lots of them.
Since Charon is keeper and distributor of the powers of the Gods, he also has that Godly chronic. It’s the highest caliber of bud on this list. It’s that Mount Olympus Sativa and that Underworld Indica. You know he’s moving weight on the side as he ferries souls to and from.
The catch is: You have to die to get access to this dope. Them’s the breaks. But there’s no better person to go on a blunt cruise with than Charon, he’s a really good listener…since he doesn’t really speak.
