Final Fantasy III

The first-ever Moogles acted as pixel bodyguards.
Did it terrify me out of slumber? No, these Moogles are small and silent. I know they’re supposed to be bodyguards, but I feel like I could crush them in my fingers like a piece of chalk. This endears me to them. 7/10
Will I make it breakfast? Yes, I’d make them overnight oats so they could grow big and strong. 8/10
Final score: 7.5/10