5. Cool rat, Super Mario Bros 2
Mouser in the 1988 platformer Super Mario Bros 2 loves throwing bombs, which is incredibly rude and illegal, but I like his sunglasses.
How nice is this rat? Not nice. He routinely carries out acts of terrorism and hides behind those stunningly tapered sunglasses. Unfortunately for him, I see through them. 0/10.
How stylish is this rat? That being said, they are fantastic sunglasses. 7/10
Is this rat free of disease? I don’t have proof, but I think he is. His bubblegum pink accents appear very healthy to me, like a baby’s set of gums. 6/10
Best friend score: 4.0. This is one cool rat, but his addiction to violence must be dealt with.
