6. Stinky rats, Hades
Game-wise, I hate these rats. They’re annoying and the larger ones fill roguelike Hades’ dungeons with green, goopy poison. What are they doing? Peeing it out?
How nice is this rat? They’re deliberately peeing poison puddles. How nice do you think they are? Jokes on you, it’s a 3/10.
How stylish is this rat? Putting pee politics aside for a moment, I do enjoy how this rat looks, and I would feel pretty pleased with myself if this rat asked me to go thrifting over the weekend. It looks like it could be a Twitch streamer, but the kind without any assault allegations. Few people can say that, and even fewer rats. 7/10
Is this rat free of disease? No, this rat has a urinary tract infection. We’ve all been there, though. 1/10
Best friend score: 3.6. I’d throw back a couple of frozen margs with this rat.
