7. Rat genius, League of Legends
The League of Legends champion Twitch is an anthropomorphic assassin rat that poisons opponents with his filthy crossbow. Awesome!
How nice is this rat? Objectively not nice, but I like that he canonically finds his prized possessions in the garbage. He’s doing his part to be sustainable, but could stand to lose the crossbow. 2/10
How stylish is this rat? I love the goggles and the tail rings, but I’m split on the rest of the look. 6/10
Is this rat free of disease? No, he is as filled with dirt and grime as his heart is filled with bitterness. 0/10
Best friend score: 2.6. I could be this rat’s acquaintance.
