When I was a kid, I picked Toad because my platforming skills were razor-honed, so his swiftness was the greatest benefit to me. These days I’d probably pick Peach or Luigi because I don’t have the time to master every game I play. Read more
I immediately gravitated to Peach as a kid because she was a girl. She even had long brown hair, just like I did (or so I perceived it; bit of a shock later when she was later depicted as blonde). She wore a dress, but was as just as capable as the guys. The float ability was a surprise and a bonus! Most of my friends… Read more
One of my favorite mini-quests in Final Fantasy XIV has you ‘weaken’ (beat up till heath is under 50%) a huge animal about the size of a rhinoceros... and then stuff it in a sack. And you have to do this three times. Somehow, when you turn in the quest, you are carrying THREE live animals the size of a rhinoceros. Read more
T.T Hi, Little Sparowe. Thank you <3 Read more
I was at a club a few months ago. Girls were dancing. Good times had by all. Guy walked up. He wanted to dance with them. But was scared to move in on them. So he proceeded to stand right behind them, and reach into his pocket and pull out a fruit snack pack, and glued his eyes to their behinds. Read more
Hotel Dusk. More Hotel Dusk, please. Read more
In the last paragraph you say that dissonance was a theme of the game. Would you do so far as to say there’s a certain harmony in that? Read more
I try to play Super Mario Bros. 2 every spring. The game’s bright colors, whimsical level design, and obsession with…