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Peter Tieryas
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Peter Tieryas is the author of Mecha Samurai Empire & Cyber Shogun Revolution (Penguin RH). He's written for Kotaku, IGN, & Verge. He was an artist at Sony Pictures & Technical Writer for LucasArts.

I didn’t know this was controversial at all. Peach could float, which made all the platforming far more manageable. Read more

When I was a kid, I picked Toad because my platforming skills were razor-honed, so his swiftness was the greatest benefit to me. These days I’d probably pick Peach or Luigi because I don’t have the time to master every game I play. Read more

I immediately gravitated to Peach as a kid because she was a girl. She even had long brown hair, just like I did (or so I perceived it; bit of a shock later when she was later depicted as blonde). She wore a dress, but was as just as capable as the guys. The float ability was a surprise and a bonus! Most of my friends Read more

ok but... Toad could pick things up in a hot second like a boss Read more

I’ve been hearing this since the 80s and it’s still incorrect today.  Luigi is the best character by far.  Read more

One of my favorite mini-quests in Final Fantasy XIV has you ‘weaken’ (beat up till heath is under 50%) a huge animal about the size of a rhinoceros... and then stuff it in a sack. And you have to do this three times. Somehow, when you turn in the quest, you are carrying THREE live animals the size of a rhinoceros. Read more

I was at a club a few months ago. Girls were dancing. Good times had by all. Guy walked up. He wanted to dance with them. But was scared to move in on them. So he proceeded to stand right behind them, and reach into his pocket and pull out a fruit snack pack, and glued his eyes to their behinds. Read more

In the last paragraph you say that dissonance was a theme of the game.  Would you do so far as to say there’s a certain harmony in that? Read more