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The Price Of The 3DS Is Too Damn High (And Other Complaints)
Hey, Nintendo: this whole 3DS launch thing may be the talk of the town this week, but when you peel back the hype of a new handheld what’s left beneath isn’t all high fives and back slaps. No, beneath the new things and smell of fresh plastic there are gripes. And here are my biggest…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 20, 2011 -
Dress Like You Mean To Survive Fallout’s Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland
Thank you, Kai Norman, for this incredible costume, which well and truly brings those badass Rangers of Fallout’s New California Republic to life. The armour is hand-cut out of foam, the mask is assembled out of pieces of plastic and even the coat was sewn together. Handy work. Then again, in the dark, desolate deserts…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 20, 2011 -
That’s No Moon, It’s An Awesome Star Wars Picture!
Ansel Hsiao is both a big Star Wars fan and a talented 3D artist. Put them together and we get 3D models of Star Wars ships that are so detailed you could use them at a Corellian shipyard. He concentrates on a selection of Imperial Ships (and one lesser-known Imperial Walker), so there are no…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 20, 2011 -
Classic Video Games Deserve Classy Box Art
As we’ve explored previously, video games — especially the classics — deserve better box art than they’re getting. Wonder what we want instead? This is the kind of stuff we want. These retro-inspired pieces by Boris Lechaftois are another take on 2010’s “video games as old books” thing, but in this case there’s no books…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 20, 2011 -
All Strategy Gaming Needed Was A Little World Of Warcraft
You like fantasy, right? You like strategy gaming, right? You like questing with other humans over the internet, right? This is Dawn of Fantasy, an upcoming MMORTS by Reverie World Studios. That’s a massively-multiplayer online real-time strategy game. It’s a mouthful, but it basically means you will be able to — in theory, at least…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 20, 2011 -
Xbox Update Stealth Kills Call Of Duty Pirates
Seems like that innocent little Xbox 360 update yesterday wasn’t just to restore the option to boot the console straight to a disc. It also contained secret pirate-fighting juice. Now that it’s been mentioned, it did seem a little strange that the update came out of nowhere. And for such a tiny fix clocked in…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 20, 2011 -
The Gods Must Be Crazy To Forget About This Game
Capcom’s upcoming Asura’s Wrath was one of the big surprises out of last year’s Tokyo Game Show. So surprising, in fact, the world has been shocked into forgetting all about it ever since. Yet here it is, four months later, returning in a flurry of fisticuffs and religious symbolism. It should be noted that it’s…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 20, 2011 -
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By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
Mad Moxxi Looks Less Bonkers In Person
Meagan VanBurkleo, who we’ve seen before as the Princess of Persia, returns to wow us again with a day spent as Mad Moxxi, a maniacal star of Gearbox’s shooter Borderlands. If you haven’t played the game before, Mad Moxxi is like Tina Turner in Mad Max 3. Only less terrifying While the pictures are great,…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
Monkey Island Honoured With…Porn Game Tribute
Monkey Island? More like Spunky Island. Apologies if that appears crass, but I didn’t come up with it: developers Grimmstone did, as it’s the name of their pornographic tribute to Lucasart’s classic adventure game series. Sadly, it’s not a game where you have to trade insults with dangerous women or use rubber chickens to cross…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
Your 3DS Guess Is As Good As Mine
We’re just a few hours away from a pair of big Nintendo events in the US and Europe, where actual, useful information pertaining to the release of the 3DS will be revealed. To pass the time, then, let’s make some predictions. There are three key pieces of information we’re likely to have by the time…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
Angry Birds Hurl Themselves At The Small Screen
Angry Birds. It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nation. Well, many nations. And soon, it’ll be the craze that’s sweeping TV sets (or computer monitors), with an Angry Birds animated series on the way. Rovio, the developers of the smash hit mobile game, has found a partner (or partners) to “move into production” on an…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
When Mods Are Fired For Being Jackasses
Here’s a tip, budding customer service representatives of the world: if you’re going to abuse your powers in a video game and treat your customers like dirt, don’t do it while you’re live-streaming the game An employee of Riot Games, operators of action RTS League of Legends (ironically, about to pioneer a new system aimed…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
PS3 Breathes Life Into Prison Contraband
Crims locked up in a Scottish prison have found a novel use for their PS3s: employing them as charging stations for the mobile phones they’re not supposed to have. Prison officials say that the inmates had been stealing computer mice from their labs (used for training and teaching courses), re-wiring them then slipping them into…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
CultureTotal RecallNothing Sega Has Done To Sonic Is This Horrific
You may have seen these cheap LCD games offered as McDonalds Happy Meal toys before. They’ve been run in several territories around the world. But you’ve never seen them advertised like they were in Pakistan. Back in 2004, what must surely be one of the world’s least popular McDonalds outlets tried a unique method of…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011 -
The Arcade Game That Posts To Your Facebook Page While You’re Drinking
I’ve only ever seen Golden Tee Golf in places where beer is served, and played by people drinking it, so maybe letting the latest version of the arcade classic communicate with Facebook isn’t the best idea in the world. Golden Tee LIVE 2011 will let players sign into Facebook before playing, and once they drop…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 19, 2011