You Cannot Stop Mai Shiranui Figurines
Comment by: BubbleF**kingBuddy
Nominated by: Sutekh_Slain
https://kotaku.com/you-cannot-stop-mai-shiranui-figurines-5268733
@Dude From Dubai: I’d like to give her a rigid 4 inches.
Dohohohohohohohohoh wait…
https://kotaku.com/you-cannot-stop-mai-shiranui-figurines-5268733
The DS Can Do Naked Ladies Slipping On Banana Peels Rather Well
Comment by: ShadowOdin finally got a copy of…
Nominated by: gwilson
https://kotaku.com/the-ds-can-do-naked-ladies-slipping-on-banana-peels-rat-5272385
@Jesse Hays: You’d think the title would’ve tipped you off.
But I’ll guess your day went a little like this:
“Oh, what a wonderful day it is today on the internet. What should I do? Ooooooh, I know, I’ll go read some articles on KOH-ta-ku. But what is this? ‘The DS Can Do Naked Ladies Slipping On Banana Peels Rather Well’? Oooooh, naked ladies, I wonder what this could be.”‘
*clicks*
“OH DEAR GOD! THERE WERE NAKED LADIES!!!”
*panics*
“Ohgodohgodohgodohgod. The boss said that if I as much as glimpse another areola, he would have my hide!”
“Joooooooohnsson, are you looking at naked wymin again!? What have I told you about that!? This is the last straw! Get out of here, you’re fired!”
“Noooooooooooooooooooooo”
*camera pans out*
https://kotaku.com/the-ds-can-do-naked-ladies-slipping-on-banana-peels-rat-5272385
Sony To Bring PlayStation Business To Break-Even Level “Quickly”
Comment by: TitillatedOcelot
Nominated by: -MasterDex-
https://kotaku.com/sony-to-bring-playstation-business-to-break-even-level-5272393
Now I want to see a PS3 sock puppet. I made a 360 sock puppet once, but the sock I used was too small. It left a red ring around my wrist.
SHAZAM!
And Now Rape Games Are Not Banned in Japan
Comment by: the7k
Nominated by: SS Ymer
https://kotaku.com/and-now-rape-games-are-not-banned-in-japan-5272475
@kyle4: I’m all for freedom of speech and enjoy having it as I’m a writer, but a Rape game just crosses the line.
Sorry, you spelled that all wrong. Let me fix that for you.
I’m all for freedom of speech and enjoy having it as I’m a writer, but I still think it should be taken away when I’m uncomfortable with it.
https://kotaku.com/and-now-rape-games-are-not-banned-in-japan-5272475
And Then Free Realms Surpassed 2 Million Players
Comment by: Comatose Turtle
Nominated by: electroshockwave
https://kotaku.com/and-then-free-realms-surpassed-2-million-players-5271201
@nypad5: No, no, that’s Fee Realms. Different game.
https://kotaku.com/and-then-free-realms-surpassed-2-million-players-5271201
Photorealism Is “Inevitable” In 10-15 Years
Comment by: Theoutlet
Nominated by: IchiShinigami
https://kotaku.com/photorealism-is-inevitable-in-10-15-years-5271079
I’m sure they’ll keep the photo-realism to themselves and sell the semi-photo-realism to all the other guys.
😛
Dead Space: Extraction Preview: Can’t Stop Shaking
Comment by: InertGlasses
Nominated by: Gyaruson
https://kotaku.com/dead-space-extraction-preview-cant-stop-shaking-5270041
In space, no one can hear you scream through the latex over your head?
Valve: Team Fortress 2 Random-Item Issues Improved Last Night
Comment by: -MasterDex-
Nominated by: Tiber
https://kotaku.com/valve-team-fortress-2-random-item-issues-improved-last-5272295
On the first day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
A sandvich and backburner x3.
On the second day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the third day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Three razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the fourth day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the fifth day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the sixth day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Six Force-A-Nature,
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the seventh day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Seven Football Helmets,
Six Force-A-Nature,
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the eighth day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Eight Jarate,
Seven Football Helmets,
Six Force-A-Nature,
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the ninth day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Nine Ambassador,
Eight Jarate,
Seven Football Helmets,
Six Force-A-Nature,
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the tenth day of random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Ten Soldier’s Stash,
Nine Ambassador,
Eight Jarate,
Seven Football Helmets,
Six Force-A-Nature,
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the eleventh day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Eleven Pyro’s beanie,
Ten Soldier’s Stash,
Nine Ambassador,
Eight Jarate,
Seven Football Helmets,
Six Force-A-Nature,
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
On the twelfth day with random,
Valve’s update sent to me
Twelve Batter’s helmet,
Eleven Pyro’s beanie,
Ten Soldier’s Stash,
Nine Ambassador,
Eight Jarate,
Seven Football Helmets,
Six Force-A-Nature,
Five Axtinguisher,
Four Huntsman bows,
Three Razorbacks,
Two cloak and daggers,
And a sandvich and backburner x3.
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