Last year, Kotaku introduced Japan’s “sex lube Olympics.” People into lube, “lotionists,” were competing in a variety of athletic events. Fast forward to 2015, because now, there’s an official theme song.
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The name of this track is “Theme of Lotion,” and that’s rapper Cypress Ueno going on about how lube can bring people together and help us do our best.
Sex lube sure is inspirational.
In July, the next lotion games get underway in Tokyo, Osaka, and Nagoya. Come if you like!
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