Remedy, Please, No

Control developer Remedy Entertainment, caught up in the Lady Dimitrescu hype, has done something terrible. It made the Former, which is already horrifying, even more distressing by giving the monster a full set of teeth. And it’s smiling.

Listen, I know we’re all having fun with the tall Resident Evil lady. I even wrote something about her last night after privately telling my coworkers how tired I was of the whole thing. But this is beyond the pale. Remedy used an opportunity to get in on the hot new internet joke to assault us with a skin-crawling nightmare.

I don’t know what it is about teeth that makes them so fascinating to game developers, but they need to chill.