As if having to deliver toys to every child in the world over the course of a single night wasn't tough enough, Temple Run 2's largest update yet pits Santa Claus against a giant killer gorilla. That dude cannot catch a break.

Not only does Imangi Studios' smash hit free-to-play mobile game get Santa Claus as a limited-time character, it also gets holiday artifacts, collectible masks, and a water slide that makes you want to throw your hands up in the air and shout "wheeee oh crap I can't control this with my hands in the air!"

You really can't.

The Temple Run 2 Christmas update spectacular is now available on iOS and Android.

Waterslides And Santa Claus? It's A Very Temple Run 2 Christmas

Waterslides And Santa Claus? It's A Very Temple Run 2 Christmas

Waterslides And Santa Claus? It's A Very Temple Run 2 Christmas

Waterslides And Santa Claus? It's A Very Temple Run 2 Christmas

Waterslides And Santa Claus? It's A Very Temple Run 2 Christmas

Waterslides And Santa Claus? It's A Very Temple Run 2 Christmas