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    Catching Up With ToeJam & Earl

    Interview With Yakuza 4's Porn Lady

    Sonic's Cube

    Europe Rates Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Virtual Console

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    Image of Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair) Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair)
    03:09 AM

    In reply to Catching Up With ToeJam & Earl
    .... Umm Johnson, you may want to improve the concept art a little, as I'm not entirely sure why, but that looks very ugly, and I'm not really surprised no one was interested in it...

    I know games like this should be about the gameplay, not the graphics, but art like that is a bit offputting. Possibly try making them look less flat? I can't put my finger on what I dislike so much about it, but it certainly doesn't leave much of a good impression.

    I mean, on the map screen the squiggles don't even stay on their own tiles... #toejamearl
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    Image of Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.
    02:32 AM

    In reply to Catching Up With ToeJam & Earl
    The IP is dead as hell. It's no wonder Sega didn't want to pay much for them. #toejamearl
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    Image of GunFlame GunFlame
    02:30 AM

    In reply to Catching Up With ToeJam & Earl
    The original is classic game.

    Although a little slow, co-op mode is just great fun.

    On top of that, a great cast of enemies and presents to pick up.

    Oh mr wise carrot man, I still remember you 'hmmmmm!'. #toejamearl
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    Image of SqueakyPlatypus SqueakyPlatypus
    02:38 AM

    @GunFlame: I loved getting the wings that let me fly pretty much anywhere I wanted, except when they decided to disappear right when I was over a ledge so I'd end up falling all the way back to the beginning. D: #toejamearl
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    03:42 AM

    @SqueakyPlatypus: But then you could go to level O. ;) #toejamearl
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    02:28 AM

    In reply to Catching Up With ToeJam & Earl
    Seeing that hip-hop culture has changed in the last twenty years, how would we go about updating Toejam and Earl for a more contemporary audience?

    For starters, after you lose all your lives they'll have to put out a posthumous album. #toejamearl
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    Image of Blore07 Blore07
    02:14 AM

    In reply to Catching Up With ToeJam & Earl
    Toejam & Earl, are without a doubt, one of the few things in this world, that can still be described as "Rad". #toejamearl
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    02:25 AM

    @Blore07: I actually use the word "Rad," in every day speech. But yes, they are rad. #toejamearl
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    Image of ThursdayNext ThursdayNext
    02:48 AM

    @Blore07: Awww, the boogey man was awesome...

    "Boogey woogey woogey!" #toejamearl
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    Image of Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair) Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair)
    02:50 AM


    @SqueakyPlatypus: "Hi! I'm Rad, and I'm here to tell you about the Transformers!" #toejamearl
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    Image of SqueakyPlatypus SqueakyPlatypus
    02:56 AM

    @Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): Dude, I loved Armada. #toejamearl
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    03:03 AM


    @Blore07: Did you call? #toejamearl
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    Image of Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair) Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair)
    03:13 AM


    @Rez_Stevens: "P-R-E-T-E-N-D-E-R T-O T-H-E T-H-R-O-N-E!!!1 0001010101001111011!" #toejamearl
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    03:48 AM


    @Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): Got bored waiting for another reply... #toejamearl
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    Image of spiderweb1986 spiderweb1986
    02:07 AM

    In reply to Catching Up With ToeJam & Earl
    Everything in this story makes me sad, because it seems like the franchise might be dead for all intents and purposes. The last game in the series came out in 2002, and there was already a long hiatus between the second and third games before that. The longer they wait, the smaller the audience of gamers who remember and would care becomes.

    The worst part is that, without this story, I wouldn't have known there was a DS game to mourn the loss of.
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    Image of TC TC
    11/09/09

    In reply to Europe Rates Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Virtual Console
    Strange. I thought the Jackson family pulled all rereleases of this title. Guess not. #virtualconsole
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    Image of Chinpokomon Chinpokomon
    11/09/09

    In reply to Interview With Yakuza 4's Porn Lady
    Her name is Rio, and she's pantsless in Japan. #rio
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    11/09/09

    @Chinpokomon: Close, very close. I approve of the attempt. #rio
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    11/09/09

    In reply to Europe Rates Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Virtual Console
    It got a 12 rating. How appropriate. #virtualconsole
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    Image of Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world
    11/09/09

    @High Speed Indeed: oh shut up #virtualconsole
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    High Speed Indeed promoted this comment Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world was starred Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    11/09/09

    @Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world: What? So, the game is appropriate for kids, ages 12 and up. I'd say that's a fairly appropriate rating for the subject matter of this game.

    Oh, you thought I meant...

    Oh... #virtualconsole
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    Image of Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world
    11/09/09

    @High Speed Indeed: Yeah nice trying to justify it buddy, its assholes like you that really, really tick me off. #virtualconsole
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    11/09/09

    @Jagzthebest is a communist lost in a capitalist world: BWA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAA!!!

    Grow a sense of humor.

    P.S.
    I wasn't trying to justify it at all. Time to have your sarcasm detector recalibrated. #virtualconsole
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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    11/09/09

    In reply to Interview With Yakuza 4's Porn Lady
    Meh... she's all right, but I'm more into the cutey Japanese girl porn than slutty makeup heavy Japanese girl porn.

    Get Mihiro on Yakuza 5 and let us have virtual sex with her.
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    Image of Count Fragula Count Fragula
    11/09/09

    @rich8606: She used to be all cutey and stuff back when she called herself Tina Yuzuki. #rio
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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    11/09/09

    @Count Fragula: Now this is interesting. I searched for Tina Yuzuki and learnt that Rio is in fact 23, Mihiro is 27. Rio looks like she's 27 and Mihiro looks like she's 23. #rio
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    Image of Count Fragula Count Fragula
    11/09/09

    @rich8606: I guess age appearance is correlated to porn sluttiness level, eh? #rio
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    Image of KassiaHaoe KassiaHaoe
    11/09/09

    In reply to Interview With Yakuza 4's Porn Lady
    Bashcraft... "performance" would have the same double meaning in English. #rio
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    Image of Brian Ashcraft Brian Ashcraft
    11/09/09

    @KassiaHaoe: Oh ho ho ho! #rio
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    Image of jandlecack jandlecack
    11/09/09

    In reply to Interview With Yakuza 4's Porn Lady
    Man she is hot. #rio
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    Image of Madpotator Madpotator
    11/09/09

    @jandlecack: Man she is not. #rio
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    Image of jandlecack jandlecack
    11/09/09

    @Madpotator: Tsk tsk. I find her appealing. Don't pretend you wouldn't do it if offered. #rio
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    Image of Kobun Kobun
    11/09/09

    @Madpotator: Breaking news: Internet potato finds gorgeous woman hideous. More at 10. #rio
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    Image of Madpotator Madpotator
    11/09/09

    @jandlecack & @Kobun: Oops, you both misunderstood me. What I actually meant was that I read jandlecack's comment wrong at first and thought he stated the obvious: Man she is not. I guess I should have clarified a bit. I think she is very hot. ;)
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    Image of Jnas Jnas
    11/09/09

    In reply to Interview With Yakuza 4's Porn Lady
    "You remember Rio, right? She's the star of films like Rio is a Squirting Young Wife and Let's Have Sex at School."

    God i lol'd hard on this. #rio
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    Image of TaylorEatWorld TaylorEatWorld
    11/09/09

    @Jnas: That's pretty lulzie, shit. #rio
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    Image of Hi-Im-Asylum Hi-Im-Asylum
    11/09/09

    @TaylorEatWorld: Don't forget "Bodily Fluids Mingling, Rich Fuck". #rio
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    Image of MrBounce MrBounce
    11/09/09

    In reply to Interview With Yakuza 4's Porn Lady
    She holds some kind of record for most AV video's published by one porn actress if I remember correctly. She's had a new one out pretty much every month for years now..... (why do I know that... you don't want to know?!?!) #rio
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    11/09/09

    @MrBounce:

    I was gonna say hot dog in a hallway, then I remembered it was Asian porn. #rio
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    Image of TrueCrime TrueCrime
    11/09/09

    @MrBounce: You know that because it's the topic of your master's thesis. Clearly. #rio
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    Image of Benny Benny
    11/08/09

    In reply to Sonic's Cube
    Who the hell does this?!?! Dear lord of waste of time and shit stain balls man... This is absurdly cool but a complete waste of a person's time! #screengrab
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    11/09/09

    @Benny: This probably took 15 - 20 hours I'm guessing. How a gamer, of all people, could call someone else's hobby a complete waste of time is beyond me. #screengrab
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    Image of Benny Benny
    11/09/09

    @High Speed Indeed: I never said gaming wasn't a waste a time. Also to recap: I said it was an absurdly cool waste of time. #screengrab
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    11/09/09

    @Benny: True, true. Fair enough. #screengrab
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