Paperboy 3 Is The Raddest 80s Video Game Movie

Why. Why did nobody in the 1980s think to turn Paperboy into a Troma-style VHS horror movie? Why did this only happen in 2013? Why?

Sadly, what you'll see below is just a joke trailer and not a feature-length joke movie. But hey, cheer up, the adventure continues: you can download that badass soundtrack.

Paperboy 3: The hard Way [YouTube]