This week, Days of Our Lives joined stock photography services in the business of presenting unrealistically attractive people playing bullshit video games. What is this, Angry Birds X Call of Duty for the Xbox 360?

Furthermore, what the hell is that guy playing the game on? A Curtis Mathes console TV from 1976?

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