The three prime directives of the 'Shop Contest: Serve the public trust; protect the innocent; uphold the funny. Working from a bigass statue of Robocop that, dead or alive, is coming to Detroit, we've got a baker's dozen of hilarious 'Shops inside, including overall No. 1 Negitoro!

First, the original exploitable:

And here are the finalists!

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arniejolt


Clutchy

Sponsored


Cuddles


edy_pagaza


HampstaSandwich


hugmungous


jaepro


negitoro


Septemtriones


Tom Bomb


toolsoldier


uscg_pa

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