I may be bald, but Cliff Bleszinski is both unemployed and bald. But I wouldn't worry about the former lead designer of the Gears of War series. He's been doing alright for himself since leaving Epic Games, and this weekend he pulled in enough dough—$15,000, the highest contributor in this fundraiser—to make good on a promise to shave his head.
The grooming instrument was a simple pair of clippers. Sorry, no chainsaw kill from a Lancer.
Bleszinski's stunt benefitted the St. Baldrick's Foundation, a charity that raises money for kids' cancer research. In addition to the money this raised, Bleszinski made his own contribution as well. And even though the fundraiser is over, you may still donate, See this link.