Okay, so we don’t know for sure that Rockstar is working on a new Red Dead game but… come on! It’s going to happen eventually.

What will it be called when it’s finally announced? God only knows, but I’m pretty sure that it won’t be any of these 47 names I’ve written down in the last 30 minutes.

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Okay, so I’m fairly certain that Rockstar’s next Red Dead game will not be called the following:

– Red Dead Revengeance
– Red Dead Relaxation
– Red Dead Renumeration
– Red Dead Redaction
– Red Dead Reduction
– Red Dead Renegotiation
– Red Dead Rendition
– Red Dead Remediation
– Red Dead Relocation
– Red Dead Relegation
– Red Dead Rejection
– Red Dead Reincarnation
– Red Dead Rehydration
– Red Dead Rehabilitation
– Red Dead Riverdance
– Red Dead Westworld
– Red Dead Reflexology
– Red Dead Rebullition
– Red Dead Regurgitation
– Red Dead Rectal Examination
– Red Dead Restraint
– Red Dead Retreat
– Red Dead Recession
– Red Dead Regulation
– Red Dead Registration
– Red Dead Refrigeration
– Red Dead Realisation
– Red Dead Recalculation
– Red Dead Revitalisation
– Red Dead Reabsorption
– Red Dead Reactivation
– Red Dead Reaffirmation
– Red Dead Reaggregation
– Red Dead Reattribution
– Red Dead Recalibration
– Red Dead Reception
– Red Dead Reciprocation
– Red Dead Recitation
– Red Dead Recreation
– Red Dead Redecoration
– Red Dead Reduction
– Red Dead Reelection
– Red Dead Reflection
– Red Dead Reformation
– Red Dead Redirection
– Red Dead Redemption
– Red Dead Revolver

I am very excited about the potential for a new Red Dead game. Very excited indeed.


This post originally appeared on Kotaku Australia, where Alex Walker is the Editor. You can follow him on Twitter if you’re into that sort of thing.