Yesterday's Blizzard Hack Makes This Guy Almost Eat His Battle.Net Authenticator

I had to watch this about four times just to be completely sure that Internet video game rage comedian Francis did not, in fact, eat his Blizzard keychain authenticator during this rant about yesterday's breach of Battle.Net. Obviously, this video is loud and its language is NSFW.

He's fast. I don't think Francis actually chewed the authenticator off its keychain, but it looks like he did if you're not watching closely. Francis then gives it a few good poundings with a Hulk Smash fist, and proceeds to compare NASA's return on investment for the Mars Curiosity rover to Blizzard's inability to protect its customers with a billion-dollar funding stream. You can see the map of Skyrim billowing on the wall with the force of his tirade. Stand back!

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Dude... Hit the gym. Work off that rage and maybe just maaaaaaybe you won't have your fat ass cheeks impede your speech. I don't enjoy this character. I would rather punch it in the face then listen to another minute.