Wild Card Weekend Winners

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Fahey, Mr. Shady Shades and I were the exploitables last week for a triple threat 'Shop Contest that was funny, funny to left field, and funny for power. We've got 20 winners inside, including PoopMcGreeley!

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Where the hell do I begin? I was reviewing the Selk'Bag, a wearable sleeping bag, which is where the wheelbarrow pic came from. Fahey was down at Blizzcon fucking around with the Doomhammer. Shady Shades was unboxing Battlefield 3 and revealing news that Medal of Honor was coming next year. So here we go.

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Leading off, PixelSnader (12) goes with the obvious body swap. He's actually not that far off, though Fahey is much taller than I am. stamp.your.foot (16) unboxes Owen Good and Mike Fahey's Kotaku: The Official Game of the Site. Stuart.C (17) follows that with the baddest pair of glasses Shady Shades has ever worn.

Asimov (3) gets bonus buxx for the callback to our Splash Mountain contest. Ditto Brandon0151 (5) for the nod to Put a Ring On It. taylordunn (18) puts me hard at work, with a worse tan. uinku (19)—fuck, I have no idea what he's trying to say, but I laughed.

jamaicanmecrazy (7) brings out the dead. Pedro Silva (11) may be trolling but he pulls it off well. Dig Dug was always a favorite game, and I'm glad to star in it, so Pan1da7 (10). gets the nod. rtanger (14), your 'Shop was much, much loved around the office. I think Fahey framed it for his bedroom.

Overall winners? mrjoeyyaya put me in a picasso with the Iron Sheik, and that's not a wrestling move. wubbins23 (20) is proof you can suggest that I go fuck myself and you won't get banned. But the top dawg is, as usual, Asshole Dog, and PoopMcGreeley (13) brings home the top honors.

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Thank you again to everyone who entered. This was undoubtedly one of the most fun contests to judge. We'll see everyone back here tomorrow, right?


You can contact Owen Good, the author of this post, at owen@kotaku.com. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, and lurking around our #tips page.

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