Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes

Wii Music Lets You Play "The Cheerleader"

You know, I actually used to be a pretty good cheerleader player back in high school. Thought about forming my own band, dropping out, taking it "on the road," but couldn't hit those high "Pretty!" notes consistently. Eventually I just lost interest in cheerleader playing, because all the chicks go for the tuba player in the end, and because every composition sounded like the soundtrack of insanity. Thank God for Wii Music, which captures that dissonance perfectly. I really can't wait to play the Super Mario Bros. theme in the key of "shrill pep."


Share This Story

Get our newsletter



Come on, everyone, why are we suddenly pretending that we don't know the audience Nintendo is targeting? Definitely not gamers who know better.