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Does The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Have Your Language Covered?

Role-playing game The Witcher 2 will ship with 11 languages, states developer CD Projekt Red. It will have full voice and text for English, German, Russian, French, and Polish. Subtitled languages are Italian, Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, Czech and Hungarian.

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

One Transforming Wii 2 Controller That Will Never Happen

We do love our fan-made mock-ups of rumored future consoles. Take for instance this one, which includes a detachable screen and four ways to poke an eye out. [Thanks Andreas]

By Brian Crecente Published April 22, 2011

One Young Woman, Seven PSPs, Total Insanity

Sawako Hata is a member of idol group SKE48, the Nagoya-based spin-off of idol juggernaut AKB48. Previously, SKE48 members were roped in to promote Kinect in Japan. If Sony is looking for someone to promote the PSP, it should ring Hata. She’s got a bag load of them. Seven, to be exact. In a recent…

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

Play Kalei Twists Your Photos Into Endless Entertainment

Thanks to its wonderfully convenient camera, most iPhones are home to dozens if not hundreds of random photos, depicting everything from smiling friends’ faces to particularly interesting bits of plastic. These photos are the fuel for Chillingo’s twisted new photo game Play Kalei. Crafted by casual game developer LoadComplete for the iPhone, iPod Touch, and…

By Mike Fahey Published April 22, 2011

Boy, Final Fantasy Type-0‘s Music Is Rousing

Final Fantasy Type-0, previously called Final Fantasy Agito XIII, will be out this summer in Japan on the PSP – on two UMDs. The game’s website went live today with character art and screens. The music is the main draw, though! [via Type-0]

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

Does This Tekken Lady Look Better?

When Tekken character Anna Williams last appeared in a Tekken Tag Tournament 2 trailer, she appeared a little different. Some fans said Anna’s facial modeling looked worse for the wear. The game’s developers revamped her look and recently released this video. Well, what do you think? Better? Worse? Discuss! Videos Posted by Harada_TEKKEN: Improved Anna…

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

Gabe Newell Has Never Meant Business Like He Means Business Here

If you’re unsure what else your $2 is getting you with the “The Final Hours Of Portal 2” application for the iPad, know it includes pictures like this (via weedpoop). The Final House Of Portal 2

By Luke Plunkett Published April 22, 2011

The Art Of Mortal Kombat

For a game that’s always been darker and grittier than its rival Street Fighter, the new Mortal Kombat has a surprising amount of…beauty to it. The game’s art style sets the same tone the rest of it does: a return to not just the roots of the series but the business of fighting, and nothing…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 22, 2011

All 646 Pokémon, Together In The Mother Of All Family Photos

Since the first game’s debut in 1996, the Pokémon family has grown to number in the hundreds. Want to see what they all look like in one place? Look no further. Here are all 646 Pokémon, the complete roster up to and including those featured in the latest games, Pokémon Black and Pokémon White. It’s…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 22, 2011

The Most Paranoid Game Trailer You’ll See This Week

Cheese is great. It really is. So are PixelJunk’s games, like PixelJunk Shooter 2 for the PS3. Check out this wonderfully depressing PixelJunk ad as well as this totally bizarre one.

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

Don’t Worry About Wii 2 Dick Jokes

This is quite silly, but somebody asked me, “Wouldn’t Wii 2 be ‘Weenie’ in Japanese?” Well, not quite. “Two” in Japanese can read as “ni” (ニ) so theoretically “Wii 2” could be “Wii ni”, aka “weenie”, aka “schlong”, “dick”, “woody”, “trouser snake” – you name it! That’s theoretical, however, because nobody in Japan would actually…

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

This Minecraft “Board Game” Looks Awesome

Last month, a display at San Jose State University let visitors play Minecraft outside the confines of a computer, using little paper cubes and little paper tools. It was called “Real World Minecraft”, and was basically just a giant creative free-for-all: people could walk up and just built whatever they wanted from the tools at…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 22, 2011

Mario’s Creator Doesn’t Want To Talk Wii 2

I’m ready to talk Wii 2. You’re ready. But Shigeru Miyamoto? So not ready. “Don’t ask!” the Mario creator told Edge. “Even when the Wii launched we were developing new hardware, work on 3DS had already started. It’s a matter of when we announce it.” In the past Nintendo has said that it is always…

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

This Game Will Let You Play Monopoly In The Real World

Why plan Monopoly over a little board and pieces of plastic when you can grab your phone, get off your ass and take over the real world? Turf Geography Club is an iPhone game currently in development that combines geography-based app FourSquare with Monopoly’s “take over the city” mechanic. The more you get around, the…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 22, 2011

Shadows Of The Damned Gets Short Delay. Dammit.

Action game Shadows of the Damned, which is being designed by Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami and No More Heroes developer Goichi Suda, is being pushed from its June 7 release date to June 21. [via GameSpot]

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

Dancing Fingers And Super Mario

Dancer Hokuto “Hok” Konishi isn’t usually on crutches, but he tore part of his achilles and paroneal tendon while practicing. Bummed, he tried to figure out how he could dance with what working resources he still had – his arms, hands and fingers. And nothing quite says “upbeat” like Mario music.

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

This Weekend, Europeans Can All Play Xbox Live Together

Hey Europe, this weekend, the class system that normally divides Xbox Live between paying and non-paying subscribers is being torn down. That means for April 23-24, anyone with an Xbox Live account can indulge in online multiplayer. The purpose? Microsoft is shooting for a bullshit (read: sponsored) world record, and wants as many people playing…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 22, 2011

Proposing In A Super Mario Living Room

Silvas’ girlfriend, April, is a huge Super Mario fan. So when it was time to propose, he did it in style – Super Mario style. The living room was covered in Mario, complete with a Question Box, Mario music and fireworks. Previous game-themed proposals include Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Little Big Planet, Pokémon, among many,…

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011

Draw Us A Wii 2, Please

Whenever there’s talk of a new video game console, one of the first things to surface are bad photoshops. The next things to surface are bad mock-ups. If you can draw, do you feel like saving us all and doing a good mock-up? This isn’t like our weekly Photoshop contest. We’re not after laughs, shits…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 22, 2011

When The Girls Are Mean, The Customers Are Happy

Japan is famous for its service. Waiters and waitress are attentive and prompt, and they don’t even expect a tip! It’s very easy to get accustomed to. But sometimes good service gets old. Sometimes otaku just want to be treated like crap. Enter the tsundere cafe, where folks pay money to be treated like dirt.…

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 22, 2011