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Two Call of Duty Gamers Ponder the Easiest Kill They’ll Ever Get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdi_zAOT0pw

[EXT—ROOFTOP—DAY]

Two soldiers are wearing ghillie camouflage suits to blend in with the urban setting. Their adversary is frozen in a mysterious forcefield.

Ghillie Suit No. 1: “Whut th’ hail you think’s goin’ on?”

Ghillie Suit No. 2: “Looks like he’s in one-a-them Force Grips, you know whar the Sith choke you and stuff?”

Pending Victim: “…”

Ghillie No. 1: “Is he daid?”

Ghillie No. 2: “No, looks ‘live to me.”

Pending Victim: *does robot*

Ghillie No. 1: “Well kill ‘im!”

Ghillie No. 2: “With mah sniper? Point blank? I only do that in a panic.”

Pending Victim: “…”

Ghillie No. 1: “Well alright.” *MELEE*

[h/t Dan Borenstein]

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