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Track: Some Sell Their Souls | Artist: Beastwars | Album: The Death Of All Things

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Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs cosplay.kotaku.com.

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“Um, Luke, thanks for coming in. We’d like to talk to you about the unusually high incidence of raptures your support group seems to be experiencing.”

“No, nothing’s wrong with it per se. We’ve just been receiving a lot of complaints lately about all of the vehicles being left in the lot out front.”

“Yes, we realize it’s a “miracle” but parents are having to drop their children off for tae kwon do on Thursdays at the next building over since they can’t get into our lot and it’s become a safety concern.”

“You’re going to have to start insisting that your groups take the bus or else we’re going to have to ask you to take your raptures elsewhere.”