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Alongside thousands of used cars, Craigslist last week sold this impressive, 1/3rd-scale TIE Fighter. It's probably doing something boring right now, like sitting in someone's garage. So Kotaku's smart 'Shoppers stepped in to give it a more exciting epilogue. We've got 20 winners inside, including SirNinja!

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GiantBoyDetective (9), who is, like, a teacher or something, kicked off a huge grammar debate and widespread fretting over the future of our nation's youth with his entry.

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dabeezkneez84 (6) gets on the board with a Twisted Metal reference. JP7010's (11)TIE Fighter cover looks much like the spacecraft's representation in the mid-1990s game. George Clooney (8), you are awesome and that is all. Angryrider (1) dooms me to the horror of Unicron, while m3rcer says "Arise, Rodimus Prime." He then passes on the Matrix to dead-cmos-battery (7).

Brandon0151 (4) comes up with an alternate skin for the Lamborghini Batman. What the fuck, I'll give breadtruck (5) the Asshole Dog incumbency award.

Esteemed Kotaku founder Brian Crecente and I worked with someone who stared at our crotches while we worked. sticktoit360 (19) lets everyone know what that might feel like. arniejolt (2) is particularly clever, and timely.

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Overall winner> SirNinja's Starmie (18) homage was a huge fan favorite. Majornougat (15) lowballs his effort but the Sword of Omens gives me laughs beyond laughs every time. But it is not even close for the overall No. 1. You know how near and dear to my heart toilet humor is and J7's (10) TIE Fighter urinals are a metaphor for ... anything you choose. I can't look at that and not laugh every single time.

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Thanks again, everyone. We'll be back tomorrow with another challenge.

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