THQ Looking For Strong, Asian Women

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E3's famous "booth babes" don't just appear out of thin air. They're hired somewhere. Usually in ads like this, for publisher THQ, which has some stringent demands for the upcoming trade show next month in Los Angeles.

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On June 15, THQ will be hosting a party, and ladies, if you've ever wanted to tart yourself up in the name of shilling consumer entertainment, now's your chance!

You will, of course, need to meet certain criteria.

-10 obviously strong/muscular attractive women of any race. Must be at least 5'7 without heels. (This is for a WWE game. You'll probably meet some wrestlers!)

-10 attractive Asian females, at least 5'7. (For a North Korean, war based game.)

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Sorry, strong-willed ladies. You must be obviously strong. Not potentially strong. Or surprisingly strong. Obviously strong.

That emphasis on strength isn't just a superficial thing, either. It'll be needed, for the arduous task ahead of those lucky ladies chosen for the event:

All you have to do is party around certain tables and look good! There will also be an open bar, making this is a 21+ event.

THQ, if you want to save a buck, I may not meet your stringent criteria, but I normally do those things for free.

Female Models [Craigslist, via GameArena] [image credit]

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Michael-Dukakis
Michael Dukakis

-10 unattractive Asian females, at least 5'7. (For a North Korean, war based game.)