This Week's Top Five Hotter-than-Hades Stories

It's Friday and it's time for the top 5 hottest Kotaku stories of the week. Warning: reading them may scorch eyebrows, eyelashes, and/or facial hair. Brought to you by Dante's Inferno. In stores NOW. Read 'em and burn after the jump.

1. Want The Heavy Rain Demo Right Now? Here's How... [Update] - 168,184 views

2. BioWare Responds to Self-Censorship Charge on Mass Effect 2 Sex - 78,341 views

3. Kotaku 'Shop Contest: What's He Really Playing? Edition Winners
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4. BioShock 2 Review: In Case Of Rapture - 67,441 views

5. Heavy Rain Review: No Wrong Conclusion - 64,856 views