It's Friday and it's time for the top 5 hottest Kotaku stories of the week. Warning: reading them may scorch eyebrows, eyelashes, and/or facial hair. Brought to you by Dante's Inferno. In Stores 02.09.10. Read 'em and burn after the jump.
1. Mass Effect 2's Sex Scenes Already Revealed - 87,886 views
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5. iPhone Jailbreak Pioneer Says He's Hacked the PS3 - 75,445 views