One of my biggest gaming regrets is that I've never taken the time to really dig deep into EVE Online. This latest trailer, featuring the voices of actual players, is a monument to what everyone else is missing.

It's exactly what I want when I start playing EVE Online, but what I can never seem to achieve. The epic battles. The tension of knowing you've got millions in cargo, little in defense and pirates are on your tail. To be a part of a group so tight-knit it borders on the obnoxious. Laughing my ass off as our fleet is decimated by a surprise attack. I want this so badly.

If this vid doesn't get CCP several hundred new player registrations the world is a cold, dead place outside of EVE Online servers.