This is Doug Bowser, Nintendo‚Äôs new VP of Sales. Yes, Nintendo hired a guy named Doug BOWSER. They claim he has ‚Äúno relation to the King Koopa and Mario‚Äôs nemesis.‚ÄĚ Uh huh.

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