Last year Lay's "Do Us A Flavor" contest awarded the wrong person a million dollars for suggesting potato chips that tasted vaguely like garlic bread. Now the contest returns, and we have a chance for redemption.

Flavor showdowns. Wayne Brady singing about potato chip flavors. And most important, a place where your bizarre tastes can shine on the front of simulated bags of potato chips. Choose your weapons, America, but choose wisely — if some BBQ bullshit or a sour cream and onion variant takes this year's prize, there will be hell to pay.