Of the eight Classic Tetris World Championships that have ever been held, Jonas Neubauer has won seven.
The 36-year-old Neubauer, a microbrewery manager from Redondo Beach outside LA, bought the Nintendo Entertainment System version of Tetris after seeing it on the front cover of Nintendo Power magazine in November 1990 when he was eight, and it stuck with him as he grew up. âIt was just one of those things that I dragged with me every time I moved,â Neubauer said in a phone interview. âI had an old TV and a Nintendo, and just slowly kind of plugged away at the game, and thought it was a fun way to relax.â
Throughout his 20s, Neubauer played other games, at one point going through an intense MMO phase. Only Tetris remained a constant. He didnât see himself as some sort of virtuoso. It wasnât until the late 2000s, when he was deep into a career in real estate finance, that he first considered what he might be able to accomplish with the game in a more competitive setting. Submitting scores to message boards and later uploading them to YouTube gained him visibility and eventually a seat at the inaugural World Championship in 2010, held in Los Angeles.
At the time, Neubauer wasnât very high-profile, but he made his way through to the grand finals against Harry Hong, the player who famously set the gameâs first verified score of 999,999 in 2009. Hong played conservatively and only occasionally made mistakes, while Neubauer played seeming with abandon, building stacks up dangerously high before always managing to bail himself out in the nick of time. He won in an upset.
When the championship moved to Portland, Oregon the next year, he won again. And again the following year. He hasnât lost since 2014, when Hong convincingly outplayed him to the point where Neubauer trailed by over 100,000 points in the final match. Through the wins and the sole loss, Neubauer has grown both as a player and a person. While he doesnât let Tetris define his life, he believes that the way itâs taught him to thinkâand the confidence heâs gained from being so good at itâhave sent him down a different path than the one he was on before he started competing. Putting Tetris pieces in order helped him get his own life in order as well.
âThe captivating nature of the game is, you always die, so youâre trying to get better to die less, but thereâs no real perfecting the game,â Neubauer said. âIf you play Final Fantasy 7, you beat the game and you kind of put it down. But itâs this weird, open-ended nature of Tetris that kept me coming back.â
Tetris is one of the most popular games ever created, selling over 125,000,000 copies across too many different platforms to name. That kind of success would have been hard to predict just by looking at the game when Russian programmer Alexey Pajitnov was building it on an Electronika 60 in 1984. Blocks falling from the top of the screen to the bottom that the player must fit together in order to make them disappear is not the flashiest premise. But when publishers including Nintendo licensed the game, it blew up worldwide, with Nintendoâs Game Boy and NES versions being especially popular. It turns out that trying to manage geometric chaos can be very addictive.
But while Tetris was a major part of Nintendoâs 1989 World Championships competition, an official competitive scene didnât reemerge around the series until just recently. Thousands of people across the globe have been secret Tetris geniuses without even knowing it, since organized events showing off peopleâs skills were rare or nonexistent. And while newer versions of Tetris have occasionally become popular, like the Tetris: The Grand Master series and 2014âs Puyo Puyo Tetris, thereâs a nostalgia and purity about the classic NES game that makes it especially captivating.
It also happens to be the one Neubauer is best at. Heâs not great, he says, at the later âhard-dropâ versions of the game, in which players can automatically place blocks at the bottom of the well without waiting for them to fall. Or the âhold chambersâ versions that let players store blocks and swap them out at the right times. These versions, he says, favor speedy players, but Neubauer is âbetter at the brutal, old school, slow but methodical kind of Tetris.â
The source of Neubauerâs virtuosity remains hard to pin down. It could be his knack for focusing in on small details and pushing everything else out of his mind. It also might have something to do with his practice regimen. Itâs not as rigorous as you might expect for a seven-time world championâthree to four hours a week, if thatâbut through it he pushes himself to play outside of his comfort zone. âThereâs players that can actually vibrate their thumb and move pieces left and right faster than I can,â he said, but without being able to cull these advantages into a higher level of strategy, it doesnât amount to much.
âItâs a very kind of humbling experience when you try to add a new element to your game and you play worse for, you know, upwards of six months,â he said. âYou want to be in your comfort zone and not make new decisionsâjust kind of play the programs that youâve built over the years. But if you can pull in new elements and stretch yourself out for a little bit, you ultimately get better because youâll ultimately be able to recognize more patterns.â
Even though the World Championship is based on the NES version of the game, itâs not played on NES hardware. Itâs not even the standard version of the game. Whatâs used in the Championship is a specially tweaked version of the game, running via an emulator, that gives each competitor the exact same randomly-generated sequence of falling pieces. This eliminates the luck factor; you wonât lose because the guy next to you kept getting four-bars to complete his Tetrises while you were stuck with an endless run of Z-shapes.
Thereâs no racing to the end involved, since everyone will eventually lose. Even the best Tetris players struggle by the time the game reaches Level 29. (For a while, many players didnât believe that Level 30 even existed.) Instead, players try to balance maintaining control of their tetrimino stacks with completing tetrises, the simultaneous four-row clears since the former is safer but the latter awards more points. In practice this leads to stacks that slant either left or right as players try to build up evenly while waiting for the four-block linear pieces that a Tetris requires.
âUsually people play in that second-level state where you know what youâre doing with this piece and then you look at the next block and you have a plan for that as well,â said Neubauer. âBut thereâs a third stage where you can quickly change what youâre doing with your current piece because of the next piece.â He started thinking this way, he said, after his loss to Harry Hong in 2014
Since then, Neubauer hasnât lost again, including at 2017âs tournament in Portland last October. Runner-up Alex Kerr almost outplayed the champion across the best-of-five series. Watching the match, you could see where Kerr might someday topple Neubauer, but in 2017 he was still too green. Neubauerâs controlled but elegant play managed to outlast Kerrâs frenetic flashes of brilliance.
âItâs that third level of play that I wanted to really explore and unlock,â Neubauer said of his performance. âThereâs no real just set-it-and-forget-it piece placements anymore. Youâre constantly trying to make this perfect move, every move, which can be stressful.â Thatâs not an emotion that comes across during Neubauerâs matches. Competing in the grand finals every year since theyâve taken place no doubt gives him an edge when it comes to experience and keeping calm.
If this is the Neubauer that manifests during high-level play, however, itâs not one he otherwise recognizes. âThe standing joke is âHey, Iâve got a U-Haul to pack, I bet youâre the man for the job,â which couldnât be further from the truth,â he said. âIâm not a very organized person.â
In 2012, Neubauer decided to ditch his career in real estate finance for one in bar management over beers at a local brewery. Neubauer thinks his ability to juggle all kinds of different people, and all of their messy wants, needs, and problems, is related to and has been improved by his approach to Tetris
âI have this just limitless fountain of social enthusiasm that I think comes from making all of those decisions in Tetris and just never being exhausted by it,â he said. âI can run out there and always have that kind of social energy. Just at a party even if you donât know anybody itâs exhausting to go through all those different decisions like doing this thing there, or what subject do I not breach there.â
Then there are Neubauerâs micro-obsessions and daily rituals. With his first paycheck from Strand Brewing Company, he went out and bought a $375 pair of jeans from Royâs Denim, a shop in Oakland, California that makes them by hand using vintage machines. âEach run is unique and I love them to death,â he said. âEvery two years I buy a new pair and I use them to help chart my strange new adventure in life.â
And even if heâs not the person you want packing your suitcase, his coffee regimen points toward a more meticulous and exacting nature than most. The sequence of measuring, hand grinding, and pouring that all go into making a simple, perfect cup of coffee takes him around 30 minutes each morning. Then thereâs his love of whisky, which blossomed from that of a moderate dabbler in 2012 to an 80-bottle collection and a cabinet big enough to hold them. âI just kind of get into any little sort of hobby and just take it to its absurd limit,â he said.
This penchant for boring down into a particular subjectââfalling down the rabbit hole,â as he calls itâis clearly part of whatâs helped him succeed at Tetris. And as heâs been more successful at Tetris, his obsession with obsessions has only grown. Itâs also something that the latterâs helped unleash in the last five years since he started winning tournaments, embarked on a new career, and got married.
âI kind of turned a corner around 2010,â he said.âThereâs something about the reception I got that made me just appreciate things more, and so I just added new elements. I lost about 40 pounds. Thereâs something about that self-esteem boost that you get when being recognized for something.â Neubauerâs Tetris career thatâs grown to include coaching classes and a small Twitch stream, which he never imagined when he first started submitting scores a decade ago.
âItâs a weird kind of inflection point in my life, definitely that first tournament,â he said. The precise balancing act required by the game was like self-help in this regard, encouraging an approach to lifeâs confusion thatâs not controlling or over-managed so it breaks under the pressure.
âThe main takeaway from Tetris that people donât realize is it favors people that make very bold, very quick decisions, and donât get exhausted by them,â he said. âI think thatâs one of my trademark characteristic stylesâif you watch me, it looks like Iâm making all kinds of mistakes and chaos, and really itâs just a way to fill it in later. Thereâre plays where you have to make holes, but itâs about accepting the fact that youâre not going to play perfectly.â
âPeople that are perfectionists, people that would be perfect loading a storage unit, would be horrible at Tetris because they overthink every move,â he said. âThey canât move past the fact that they have to make some chaos in order to make it work.â