To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Chocolate From Mommy, Pretty Haircut Lady And Sonic The Hedgehog

I've never really owned little dogs before. I've had retrievers, shepard mixes, a Great Dane, a doberman, greyhound, a Border Collie, but never a tiny dog. Not until LittleFoot, Tristan's long-haired Chihuahua mix.

They're cute, but man did they figure out how to get into things they shouldn't. For instance there was the time LittleFoot managed to wedge himself entirely under our couch and couldn't get out until I lifted it and pulled him free. Or his occasional walks across our coffee tables. But today was a new one. My wife walked into the dining room to find him standing in the middle of the dinning table just looking at her.

Funny thing, when I was a baby I used to do the exact same thing. My parents never did figure out how I'd climb into the center of the table... even when the chairs were removed.

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