Come on. When Sony started teasing the return of a quirky PS1 peripheral - the PocketStation - you didn't really think they'd re-release the actual hardware, did you?

No, instead it's returning in the form of a PlayStation Vita application (literally called PocketStation for PlayStation Vita), which is being made available free to PlayStation Plus subscribers in Japan.

[PSVitaに『ポケットステーション for PlayStation Vita』登場!!]