The Internet Loves Making Fun of Fallout 4's Preston Garvey

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Bless the leader of the Minutemen, and his never-ending supply of endangered settlements. He just wants to make the world a better place. And yet...

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For Fallout 4 players, Preston Garvey’s dialogue has become a running joke. Anybody that’s played the game has probably fallen into the trap of talking to Preston Garvey, which inevitably means accepting quests that task you with saving settlements around the Commonwealth. Whenever you finish one of these quests, Preston always has another one waiting for you. He’ll even mark it on your map! Thing is, settlement quests aren’t very interesting, and Fallout 4 doesn’t give you a choice in accepting the quests, either—which makes Preston Garvey a character people love to hate.

Ever since the release of Fallout 4 back in November 2015, players have reacted to Preston Garvey’s character hilariously. Preston has basically become the new “arrow in the knee” joke, but for Fallout 4. Here’s a round-up of the best Preston-related jokes floating around on the internet.

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My favorite part of this video titled “Why I Hate Preston Garvey” by Roman Bellic is that, even as the player is clearly plotting Garvey’s demise, Garvey will still not shut up about the settlement that needs help. Amazing.

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DISCUSSION

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I’m new to the Fallout world, and I find this really f*cking annoying.

It’s stressful to have a line of quests that never seem to finish. After you liberate a few settlements there’s nothing novel about them anymore, and it makes me not want to do them. Then I get stressed out because I have constantly unchecked box nagging at me. But it’s a catch 22, because the more settlements I help, the more they get in trouble and I have to respond quickly to help them, which is equally repetitive as founding the settlements. Ugh.

Is there any reason to keep going? Should I keep helping with settlements or just say f*ck it?