The $1K Puppy

To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Got Good Advice On Hiding Presents From Kids?

Well Tristan is 7 and he still believes in Santa. In fact we're reading a book together right now about Christmas and early on they bring up the fact that Santa might not exist. What the hell? Shouldn't they slap some sort of warning on books about that? Like: Contains Spoilers! I think I was 10 or so when I knew for sure... that he exists. See what I did there?

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So our puppy LittleFoot is becoming quite a generous Christmas present. He's had a cough now since we've had him and after three courses of antibiotics we've had to take him to a throat specialist. Yes, they have dog throat specialists. Now it looks like they're going to need to shove a camera down my puppy's throat at the cost of $800. YAY puppies!

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