To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: Bad Week For Media


Yah, what's happening with the economy and people's jobs is some horrible, horrible stuff. But let's think of happy thoughts — like pink children and Christmas.

Spoiler: Those who still believe in Santa Claus, do not read from here.

Got a huge box today from my parents filled with Christmas presents for Mini-Bash and Micro-Bash. The timing was bad — the delivery man arrived right when Mini got home from school. So, a delivery man brings a huge box, and he's asking me what's in it. I tell him, oh, there's just a buncha copies of Arcade Mania, that's it. He believes it and goes on his merry way.


Reminds me when I was a kid and woke up in the middle of the night and caught my dad putting presents under the tree. I was wondering what exactly what was going on — my dad replied that Santa had left everything and told him to put the presents under the tree. Oh, I said, and went to bed.

Mini-Bash is 5 right now. Wonder how long he'll believe in Santa... Another thing I wonder about, where the hell I'll hide these presents. This tiny apartment doesn't have many hiding options. Any advice would be most appreciated. Right now, all I can think of is the trunk of my Nissan...

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