Nightmare Super Mario 64 Mod Replaces Every Texture With Toad's Face
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Nintendo's New Text Bot is Kooky
You know that red mushroom guy that hangs around with Mario? Apparently he’s got a little friend. His little friend is nuts.
Worst Toads Ever
Did you know that every major Mario title has at least two villains? The first one is obvious: it’s Bowser. He definitely seems to have some issues. Who else would go around, kidnapping princesses and stars and your precious time, parking himself exactly seven worlds away (no more, no less) until you come and jump on…
Toads Aren't Boys or Girls, They're Just Toads
Have you ever wondered what the deal is with Toad and Toadette? You know what I mean. As in: where do little baby Toads come from? Or are you too caught up in how cute the two of them are? Hey, I can't blame you if that's the case.
This Toad really knows his way around a banana peel
Some impressive item work in this Mario Kart 8 video:
Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a picture of Mario chasing after a decapitated Toad head. (via Alison Rapp)
The Dorkly Weekly: Toad is a Lying, Cheating Bastard
Toad was supposed to be Mario's friend, right? Then why doesn't he just give Mario what he needs instead of making him play his twisted games?
The Cuter Video Game Characters Are, The More I Want To Kill Them
I swear I'm gonna murder Toad. I hate everything about him—his stupid smurfy hat, his dumb little smile, his goofy, perky body language. I despise his goddam Marge Simpson voice, and the way he yells "Rabo!" But most of all, I hate the way the little fucker keeps nailing me with blue shells in Mario Kart 7 and…
And Then Luigi Went on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Photographer Jeff Junio gets up-close and personal with Nintendo characters in his Super Macro Bros. set, crafting this image of Toad and Luigi that's either delightful or very sinister, I can't tell. See more at the 8-Bit Cubist.
Nintendo Characters Covered In Plastic And Strung Out On Crack
That "on crack" bit isn't me being rude. That's what the guy who made these figures said — that they look like they're on crack.
Toad's Gay? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That ...
I guess the link to Sunday's National Equality March in Washington D.C. everything cool, right? Brental (Mr. Floss) says he'll be in attendance. You should be able to spot him, he'll be wearing a vest and (mushroom) cap. I hope.
