Melee Players Discover New Invincible Techniques For Peach
Super Smash Bros. Melee may be sixteen years old, but frame data analysts are still tearing the game apart to find new techniques to use in competition.
Peach and Link... They've Changed
They've changed so much that it even inspired someone to draw the perfect fan-art of it.
And Now Mario Shoots Somebody in the Head
When everything's on the line, Nintendo's most famous character won't hesitate to squeeze off a headshot, all up close and personal.
Mario and Peach Take Back The Mushroom Kingdom... With Guns
Guns, baseball bats, violent, bloodthirsty Pokémon, and so on and so forth. But mostly guns.
It's the Smash Club Match of the Century: Mario VS. Princess Peach
Mario's Fight Club-esque escapades continue in the very much gritty and very much violent Mario Warfare's fifth episode, in which he goes up against a desperate and very pissed off Peach, fleeing her kingdom and hiding from Bowser in the Smash Club.
Are Peach and Mario Finally Getting Married? Eh...
Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai just released an image that could imply that Peach and Mario are tying the knot. Finally. Then again, perhaps not!
Princess Peach Will Kill You In Precisely Seven Levels
The Ring girl crossed with Princess Peach is a terrifying thought. Consider your childhood memories—and every console connected to a screen—forever ruined. Or at least ruined for the next seven days, after which you realize you were being ridiculous.
Steampunk Princess Peach is in Another Manor House
Should Nintendo ever work up the courage to really mess with the setting of Mario games, there are worse ideas they could have than to have the plumber fighting his way through some Dickensian clockwork castle.
Nintendo Games Turned into Edgy, Sexy Pin-Up Pics
Artist Keith P Rein is noted for his colorful and erotically charged illustrations. What do you expect when the P in Keith P Rein stands for penis.
These Video Game Idols Put The Old In Old School
We're all getting older, but hopefully most of us will age more gracefully than these beloved video game characters.
Let's See What You've Got American Cosplayers!
You're dead wrong if you think the West can't cosplay. It so can. And at the recent Anime Expo in Los Angeles, America did just that: cosplay.
Nintendo Characters Covered In Plastic And Strung Out On Crack
That "on crack" bit isn't me being rude. That's what the guy who made these figures said — that they look like they're on crack.
A Peach Of A Tramp Stamp
By Kotaku commenter pluckylump, as seen on his DeviantArt page. And thanks for the porn, Thorax!
Finally, Dogs Can Cosplay As Mario, Too
And Luigi. And Peach.
Thank You Mario! But the Daddy is in Another Castle ...
Huh. Didn't know Bowser was also the mailman in the Mushroom Kingdom ... As seen on Played Online via Hot Blooded Gaming.
Miyamoto, Asked Why Peach Isn't Playable, Looks to Skirt Issue
Oh, the eminent Nintendo designer still answered the question directly. He just said that Peach's flowing gown would have required different programming to incorporate her as a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. See? Get it? "Skirt issue?"
Return Of The Video Game Burlesque Girls
Last month, burlesque troupe Devil's Playground performed a video game-related show in LA, with the promise of a return show during E3. Somehow, we missed it. SORRY. Thankfully, reader Jonathan did not.